Top 10 Google Racing Searches That Return No Results At All

[Boneman]

If you use Google to search the internet, you know that you can enter popular search terms like “Brittany Spears panties” and get thousands of search results. However, if you enter something like “Amish rock stars”, it won’t return any results at all. Got it?


Top 10 Google Racing Searches That Return No Results At All

10 edm victory
9 ronabneysr masters thesis
8 Carol Wicks Tiger Woods mistress
7 Todd McCreary e-harmony success story
6 Michael Seay auctioneer
5 FASCAR rulebook 2010
4 Bandolero racing thrills
3 Tunaman debate success
2 Mark Keeler slam dunk contest
1 Don Nerone speedway operation 2010

[Boneman]

Apologies to OSF and Ocala Jim. I had searches for you two, but they were unprintable.

[Tim]

Now that was funny right there!!!

the keebler slam dunk fest was the best though! lmfao!

He's gonna kick my a$$ for this.

[MOE #15]

desoto crash and bash info..............

Tried to call no answerWent to the web site no luck there anybody know how much to win any of the events?GOOGLE did not know either.

[AB195]

more sarcasm--



>Desoto standing-room only
>Andy S. one paragraph racing round-up
>Sunshine, Lakeland and St. Augustine re-open
>mid-week programs on tap for Fla. tracks
>AB195/Frass118 endorse ice cold Coca-Cola
>Lowes razed-Hialea rebuilt

just fun stuff here, no harm intended whatsoever at all. could probably bring on a dozon more, or so.

[carolwicks]

Hey Boney Marony....

Just have one thing to say......STHU! roflllllllllllllllll If Tiger Woods had an affair with me he deserves every rotten thing that happens to him! lol
where do you come up with these things? you tokin?
luv ya anyways...
carol aka OZ aka Wixy and lots of other things....

[flvideo]

Rex you have much too much time on your hands. LOL! Build you a new car. Now thats constructive and you don't agitate OZ. Bob...

[Andy S]

>Andy S. one paragraph racing round-up

I could make them all one paragraph, but it would be a very, very long paragraph...

[carolwicks]

Andy

hahaha ya think? we must have gone to the same school....do you have tarpal tunnel yet? I do...
Wixy

[Todd McCreary]

However, if you enter something like “Amish rock stars”, it won’t return any results at all.


hey Boney, you might want to try Google before making rash statements like that next time:
"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." Sir Arthur Eddington


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tVx4d7po_E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srX2t9aqHpI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM8u1QRsMK8

[Andy S]

hey Boney, you might want to try Google before making rash statements like that next time:
"Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine." Sir Arthur Eddington

It's actually harder to find examples of just one entry on Google than none at all - it's called 'Googlewhacking', and the British comedian Dave Gorman, who has made a career of comedy shows and books based on strange quests, used it as inspiration for Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure.

[Frasson118]

The Ford6 dictionary
OSF dieting tips
Free pit slabs at Charlotte County Speedway
David Rogers switches to Dirt for 2010
Howard Stern to be racetrack chaplain
Tiger gets new Bandalero
Putnam County Speedway now under stable management team
Crash-A-Rama comes to Little 500
Danica realizes she's over her head
5 Flags goes Dirt... new event to be called "Mudball Derby"

[Edm]

The Ford6 dictionary
OSF dieting tips
Free pit slabs at Charlotte County Speedway
David Rogers switches to Dirt for 2010
Howard Stern to be racetrack chaplain
Tiger gets new Bandalero
Putnam County Speedway now under stable management team
Crash-A-Rama comes to Little 500
Danica realizes she's over her head
5 Flags goes Dirt... new event to be called "Mudball Derby"

LOL, I like number 3, that is the biggest bullshit excuse I have ever seen to squeeze another $25 out of every team.

[Edm]

If you use Google to search the internet, you know that you can enter popular search terms like “Brittany Spears panties” and get thousands of search results. However, if you enter something like “Amish rock stars”, it won’t return any results at all. Got it?


Top 10 Google Racing Searches That Return No Results At All

10 edm victory

Thats pretty funny, but it just goes to show that not everybody cheats.

[Andy S]

Thats pretty funny, but it just goes to show that not everybody cheats.

I hear that the results of the town's two foremost racers this year meant that the specialist trophy polish store in Titusville went out of business a couple of weeks ago...