Top 10 Google Racing Searches That Return No Results At All

[Edm]

I hear that the results of the town's two foremost racers this year meant that the specialist trophy polish store in Titusville went out of business a couple of weeks ago...

Well that is too bad. That is where I bought all my trophies so I could tell everyone that doesnt know me what a great racer I am.

[Andy S]

If you're lucky, Rex might show you the trophy he got for finishing 58th in the championship at Citrus County Speedway this year.

[Boneman]

"Googlewhacking". Leave it to the British to find something even sillier than "train spotting".

[Andy S]

You just wait until I use my new-found influence to bring wellie wanging to the FASCAR tracks next season. And you thought bandoleros were the ultimate show-killer!

[carolwicks]

roflllll

will you 2 hush... my stomach is hurting from laughing. Actually i am just smiling... a little! HOWEVER... how the heck do you get away with all these posts ? i would be on the chopping block... it doesnt bother me at all. better than fighting. Boney... you special or sumthin? and now youve dragged a perfectly normal guy into this... TSK TSK... wellie wanging??? not even gonna ask about that one...rofllll maybe he isnt too perfect...lol
Wixy

[Edm]

will you 2 hush... my stomach is hurting from laughing. Actually i am just smiling... a little! HOWEVER... how the heck do you get away with all these posts ? i would be on the chopping block... it doesnt bother me at all. better than fighting. Boney... you special or sumthin? and now youve dragged a perfectly normal guy into this... TSK TSK... wellie wanging??? not even gonna ask about that one...rofllll maybe he isnt too perfect...lol
Wixy

"Bone-a-man special" I really don't want to know what that is.
"Perfectly normal" You obviously don't know him very well.

[carolwicks]

edm

he IS different but i really dont think he is a wellie wanger.... well maybe.... you ought to know by now what a horrid judge of character i am...lol
come to think of it i think it would be safe to say that all who have wellies are wangers... is that right?
wixy (incognito)

[ocalasp76]

Heeeeeyyy!!

Apologies to OSF and Ocala Jim. I had searches for you two, but they were unprintable.

I just got back,turned dis 'puter on, and found out why my ears were a burnin all day.........
If you got the unprintables you should order the videos....HA HA HA.......

How about "Italian War Heros"........no results there either.
(if I offended some Italians out there......well.....tough chit.......)
-GEM-

[flraceguy]

If you use Google to search the internet, you know that you can enter popular search terms like “Brittany Spears panties” and get thousands of search results. However, if you enter something like “Amish rock stars”, it won’t return any results at all. Got it?


Top 10 Google Racing Searches That Return No Results At All

10 edm victory
9 ronabneysr masters thesis
8 Carol Wicks Tiger Woods mistress
7 Todd McCreary e-harmony success story
6 Michael Seay auctioneer
5 FASCAR rulebook 2010
4 Bandolero racing thrills
3 Tunaman debate success
2 Mark Keeler slam dunk contest
1 Don Nerone speedway operation 2010

Rex ole' buddy... I do believe that you're outlaws, I mean In-laws must have driven you to the computer this week.... Actually I am thinking that #1, 5, and 7 are going to be the hardest to ever find results for...

[flraceguy]

Now that was funny right there!!!

the keebler slam dunk fest was the best though! lmfao!

He's gonna kick my a$$ for this.

I do believe that the Keebler Dunk fest will happen long prior to many others on that list... ROFLMAO

[flraceguy]

Thats pretty funny, but it just goes to show that not everybody cheats.

Cheat cheat.. Nobody cheats in short track racing... Do they?... ROFLMAO...

[ronabneysr]

being as how this is suppose to be amussing

i also looked up on google as you can also and here is what it said about " definition" of a bone head or bone man -- an poorly behaved assinine person a bonehead a mistake being of by or for a stupid unthinking person now this is on google look it up --------------------

[flraceguy]

The problem is Ron... Those of us who have known Rex for a while already know some of these things...

LOL...

We love ya' Rex....

[Old Sunshine Fan]

We love ya' Rex....

YEA YEA YEA

And those of us that know Ron - Love him!

I met Ron (My Buddy RONNIE) recently and the first sentence out of his mouth was -
You want a sandwich?
He then introduced his whole family (now that took a while).
Then he asked again if we wanted a sandwich.
Then he spoke about his race car/driver.
He asked if we were sure we didn't want a sandwich.
(I was begining to think this dude must be selling sandwiches).

If I ever need someone to watch my back - RON IS THE MAN. Last guy that said he was gonna have my back should have been facing me if I needed him, however, when I turned around - all I saw was a cloud of dust with two little heels headed in the other direction.

RONNIE - You da man (The BIG BIG MAN)
And we's love's ya just da way U is MAN! No body can hold a candle to this guy (and NO body better try to hold a candle to him either, he'd snuff you and the candle OUT)

[Edm]

YEA YEA YEA

And those of us that know Ron - Love him!

I met Ron (My Buddy RONNIE) recently and the first sentence out of his mouth was -
You want a sandwich?
He then introduced his whole family (now that took a while).
Then he asked again if we wanted a sandwich.
Then he spoke about his race car/driver.
He asked if we were sure we didn't want a sandwich.
(I was begining to think this dude must be selling sandwiches).

If I ever need someone to watch my back - RON IS THE MAN. Last guy that said he was gonna have my back should have been facing me if I needed him, however, when I turned around - all I saw was a cloud of dust with two little heels headed in the other direction.

RONNIE - You da man (The BIG BIG MAN)
And we's love's ya just da way U is MAN! No body can hold a candle to this guy (and NO body better try to hold a candle to him either, he'd snuff you and the candle OUT)

You like "BIG BIG MEN" watching your back? Just sounds a little GAY to me.