Showtime speedway april foolin 50 lap latemodel

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The #78 of racing Mason Love wins the twelve truck Pro Truck affair.Once again another 999 lap affair.

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Eighteen superlates on track to qualify. No Hillary's have been hurt during tonights race report.The Russians caught her so all is well.

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Gorham fastest Webster second fast and Starapoli third.Every starter gets an autographed picture of Yoho tonight instead of cash.

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For the record tonight I've found out Old School doesn't like the thought of Hillary hanging off a plane but he's okay with Chihuahua chalupas.He'll love the new concession stand fare.Camel burgers.

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The three car train of Webster,Staropoli and Gorham get caught up in lapped traffic with four laps to go with the lapped car of Kendall Anderson going around on the backstretch and Brian Dorer's lapped car getting squeezed into the wall cutting down his left front bringing out the caution. The ensuing four lap shootout goes to Patrick Staropoli with Gorham second and Webster falling back to third.Once again another 999 lap race.

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Seventeen street stocks start their 999 lap feature with Marty Neikens in the #70 coming home first.

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Robbie Haige in his #23 dispatches the other seven starters to easily win the 999 lap street stock figure eight to round out the nights racing.

[Bandit II Racing]

Zero

Thanks for the reports you do each week, and this one was great! I work every Saturday night and don't get to go to the races anymore. Thanks again buddy.

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Thanks for the reports you do each week, and this one was great! I work every Saturday night and don't get to go to the races anymore. Thanks again buddy.

Bandit I hate when that happens.I think of my brother when they switched our old home track from Sunday night to Saturday night and he was a club DJ. Some people just can't go and sometimes you just can't get there.But most weekends I'm there and I've already paid to get in.I might as well make myself (semi) useful.

[Boneman]

Thanks for lots of good chuckles!

[OldSchool+]

"But O.S.I didn't say I was rooting for [Rodham] to fall off."--04

Wait, what? She didn't fall off?

Now it's 4/02 and that's not funny at all either!