Showtime speedway april foolin 50 lap latemodel

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It's a beautiful Saturday here.The pits are packed full,the line at the ticket window reaches almost back to Ulmerton road and so far I have seen 111 late models and 100 Pro Trucks just complete the final practice session. The cold beer is free tonight I heard someone say but the pay toilets Yoho installed are twenty bucks.Drink up friends.

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Air Force One

Just did a flyover and Hillary was holding onto a wing banging on the side of the plane to get in.

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It was just announced

Yoho is driving the pace car tonight an unrestored model A barn find.So look for restarts to be very slow tonight or very very exciting.

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The Mexican National Anthem just played but technical difficulties chopped it short.Billy goat rides for kids going on right now.The #5 goat just ran a particularly crappy race.

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The cell phone texting division just ran heat one with #81 winning when it had the only driver look up long enough to not run head on into the wall.

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The #82 wins heat two when it was the only car that moved when the green flag waved.

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Seven trucks lined up for heat one.Billy Carlbert declared the winner when they decided to have a dance off instead.

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Six trucks back out onto the track for heat two.Jason Lester wins reverse pro truck heat two.

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Chuck Mathias backstrokes to win seven car street stock heat one.

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Thomas Meyer in the A5 wins four car helmet dash two while eating a chihuahua chilupa now available at Taco Bell.

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The #66 wins street stock heat three while mooning the other five starters.

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Tonight's winners brought to you by Brillo Paste.The new toothpaste from the makers of Brillo Pads.The tough paste that scours those choppers clean.Available now at a hardware store near you.

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The #82 of Harold Smith wins the fourteen car mini stock enduro pulling away to cross the stripe first on lap 999.

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"Hillary was holding onto a wing banging on the side..."

I don't think that is funny at all!

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But O.S.I didn't say I was rooting for her to fall off.