Top Secret Covert Tire Testing
So late Saturday Night at New Smyrna Speedway it was decided that the long awaited, much anticipated Hoosier Tire Test was going to be done Tuesday October 7th from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.. Unfortunately, (due to being a dumbass and forgetting my cellphone in South Daytona Sunday) I didn't get word until Monday night. I decided not to jinx the whole affair (like my previous testing announcements), kept it to myself and made the long 3hr drive to NSS with one of my crew guys and my super-custom Tire Test Data Log and every tire measuring device in the 07 Sportsman trailer. When I pulled onto Pit Road I found the 25 Sportsman of Patrick Thomas and the 23 Super Stock of Shannon Kelly up on jackstands, without wheels, hungrily awaiting new sticker tires of a different type. Perfect. I couldn't think of two better drivers/cars to test some new Hoosier tires with. Patrick and Shannon are not only two of the fastest drivers in their respected classes but also two of the smoothest. Present in the pits were the NSS tech team and Kim Brown. Somehow NSS was able to procure sets of Hoosier 800's and Hoosier 700's (The much vaunted "super-duper, incredibly long-lasting yet ultra-sticky New Hoosier Mystery Tire" never materialized. Shocker.). Both cars tested the 800's, the Hoosier 700's and both also ran laps on the Phil Jacques provided 100 lap, 1 year old 800's. Every detailed bit of information that could be obtained from the running of these tires was recorded. I would love to spill the beans on what went down, but I was required by Kim Brown to swear on a stack of Bibles and Clyde Hart's grave that I would not divulge the top secret information obtained in the Twilight Tire Tests (although I swear I saw Bill Belicheck secretly videotaping from behind the turn three wall). I CAN say this, the tire test went very well and there were even some amazing surprises that we didn't anticipate. Although the actual test was "Top Secret", the information obtained in these tests will not be for long. The NSS brass have all of the information, are reviewing it and will be making an announcement soon as to what changes will or will not be made in regards to tires for the classes that currently run 8" ribbed Hoosiers for 2015. Once the announcement is made, I was assured that all the data we obtained will be made public to assure 100% transparency on this matter. After the tests were concluded and after much deliberation over, of course, SUDS, a conference call was made with head tech Honcho, Ricky Brooks and he was briefed on the proceedings. I want to thank Kim Brooks and everyone at NSS for looking at this thread and asking themselves "Are we in the tire selling business or in the racing business?". Well, let me tell you, the folks at NSS are indeed in the racing business and want what's best for the racer and fan alike. Regardless of what decision is made from this point, we have conducted a thorough scientific review of these tires and compared that to what we currently run. That is all I was looking for. Just an honest and unbiased, fact-based comparison. I would also like to thank Patrick Thomas and Shannon Kelly for taking their personal time and spending their personal money to bring these cars to the track and run a ton of laps putting wear and tear on their very fast and capable machines. They didn't have to do this. I also want to thank Shannon for providing everyone with SUDS at the conclusion of the test. You sir, are a man after my own heart, lol. As the sun set over the grandstands of legendary New Smyrna Speedway, I couldn't help but think that all of us together had done our sport a tremendous service in helping to promote it's longevity and rebirth and that a new day was on the horizon where we could at least try to create an environment that would foster a return to big car counts, competitive racing and a whole helluva lot of fun for everyone. Again, thanks to everyone involved and stay tuned......
So late Saturday Night at New Smyrna Speedway it was decided that the long awaited, much anticipated Hoosier Tire Test was going to be done Tuesday October 7th from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.. Unfortunately, (due to being a dumbass and forgetting my cellphone in South Daytona Sunday) I didn't get word until Monday night. I decided not to jinx the whole affair (like my previous testing announcements), kept it to myself and made the long 3hr drive to NSS with one of my crew guys and my super-custom Tire Test Data Log and every tire measuring device in the 07 Sportsman trailer. When I pulled onto Pit Road I found the 25 Sportsman of Patrick Thomas and the 23 Super Stock of Shannon Kelly up on jackstands, without wheels, hungrily awaiting new sticker tires of a different type. Perfect. I couldn't think of two better drivers/cars to test some new Hoosier tires with. Patrick and Shannon are not only two of the fastest drivers in their respected classes but also two of the smoothest. Present in the pits were the NSS tech team and Kim Brown. Somehow NSS was able to procure sets of Hoosier 800's and Hoosier 700's (The much vaunted "super-duper, incredibly long-lasting yet ultra-sticky New Hoosier Mystery Tire" never materialized. Shocker.). Both cars tested the 800's, the Hoosier 700's and both also ran laps on the Phil Jacques provided 100 lap, 1 year old 800's. Every detailed bit of information that could be obtained from the running of these tires was recorded. I would love to spill the beans on what went down, but I was required by Kim Brown to swear on a stack of Bibles and Clyde Hart's grave that I would not divulge the top secret information obtained in the Twilight Tire Tests (although I swear I saw Bill Belicheck secretly videotaping from behind the turn three wall). I CAN say this, the tire test went very well and there were even some amazing surprises that we didn't anticipate. Although the actual test was "Top Secret", the information obtained in these tests will not be for long. The NSS brass have all of the information, are reviewing it and will be making an announcement soon as to what changes will or will not be made in regards to tires for the classes that currently run 8" ribbed Hoosiers for 2015. Once the announcement is made, I was assured that all the data we obtained will be made public to assure 100% transparency on this matter. After the tests were concluded and after much deliberation over, of course, SUDS, a conference call was made with head tech Honcho, Ricky Brooks and he was briefed on the proceedings. I want to thank Kim Brooks and everyone at NSS for looking at this thread and asking themselves "Are we in the tire selling business or in the racing business?". Well, let me tell you, the folks at NSS are indeed in the racing business and want what's best for the racer and fan alike. Regardless of what decision is made from this point, we have conducted a thorough scientific review of these tires and compared that to what we currently run. That is all I was looking for. Just an honest and unbiased, fact-based comparison. I would also like to thank Patrick Thomas and Shannon Kelly for taking their personal time and spending their personal money to bring these cars to the track and run a ton of laps putting wear and tear on their very fast and capable machines. They didn't have to do this. I also want to thank Shannon for providing everyone with SUDS at the conclusion of the test. You sir, are a man after my own heart, lol. As the sun set over the grandstands of legendary New Smyrna Speedway, I couldn't help but think that all of us together had done our sport a tremendous service in helping to promote it's longevity and rebirth and that a new day was on the horizon where we could at least try to create an environment that would foster a return to big car counts, competitive racing and a whole helluva lot of fun for everyone. Again, thanks to everyone involved and stay tuned......


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