Bandolero Haiku contest

[Boneman]

I don't care if you've got the clap, "44 returns" is not 6 syllables. I think we found the problem here: a SC accent. Speakers of english consider "44" to be 3 syllables, however in the Palmetto state, it is pronounced "for-ty foe-were". Jeez, these hill billies....

[Boneman]

Here is a real suggestion. The only way to make Bandoleros more interesting is to run their races at the same time as a stock car race. The Bandos run the infield track and the big cars run the regular track. This way, if a stockcar goes spinning down on the Bando track...excitement breaks out!

[ovalracer44]

lacking horsepower
tires still squeal in corner
rex pulls his hair out

[ovalracer44]

at the same time as a stock car race.

Are you asking for the mini stock division to be shamed?

"Down here at OSW Donovan Ponder outruns Rex Hollinger with with only 35 hp and half the cyllinders"

[Edm]

You guys are too smart,
more then this Flor-duh inbred,
better in S.C.

EDM is wack,
can outdrive oval 44,
in any racecar.

Come to F.L.A.
to race cars at Orlando
got lapped by Boneman.

Close enough

[ovalracer44]

You know I couldn't write one of these to save my life in school. None the less I will still be coming down EDM. I will just be racing at orlando on the 26th and NSS on the 27th. Come hang out. Just dont be like rex, hang out with your pants on.

[Edm]

The judge said I had to keep them on. I will be at OSW, not sure if I can make both tracks. Were you still gonna race Desoto and CCMP?

[Todd McCreary]

rex pulls his hair out

unpossible

[Edm]

I'm sure we are all familiar with Haiku, right? It is a 3 line Japanese poem, with 5 sylables in the first line, 7 sylables in the next, and 5 in the last.

Nothing expresses love like a poem, so since there are so many Bandolero fans here, I suggest a Haiku contest where we can express our true feelings. Here are my first entries.

They give me headaches.
It's the centrifigal clutch,
no car should have one.


They always run heats,
And get plenty of practice.
My class gets dumped on.


"Stars of tomorrow"
Tick off the fans of today.
Bring on the sprint cars!


Kidding aside, give these kids a chance to race at OSW. If I was young, I'd love to race one, and I can identify with the parents who are racing with their kids. My problem with Bandos is that they seem to take over the show, and stop the momentum in its tracks. Can they run double features on Saturday? How about running them before the Friday night show officially begins?

Please race on day 6
Friday nights are for big cars,
not noisy small things.

The fans fell asleep,
before the first lap was done,
woke when completed.

I too fell asleep,
but noise woke me up again,
Kevin should race these.

Races are too long,
quit counting on your fingers,
I know how this works.

[ovalracer44]

Please race on day 6
Friday nights are for big cars,

Friday is Day 6.

Saturday would be day 7.

[Edm]

My mistake, you smart guys always get me with that kind of stuff.

[ovalracer44]

you smart guys

I wouldnt call me that. I was in the hole before I even walked through the gate at the track friday. Not exactly a wise decision to fritter away cash in the economic situation