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  • Bandolero Haiku contest

    I'm sure we are all familiar with Haiku, right? It is a 3 line Japanese poem, with 5 sylables in the first line, 7 sylables in the next, and 5 in the last.

    Nothing expresses love like a poem, so since there are so many Bandolero fans here, I suggest a Haiku contest where we can express our true feelings. Here are my first entries.

    They give me headaches.
    It's the centrifigal clutch,
    no car should have one.


    They always run heats,
    And get plenty of practice.
    My class gets dumped on.


    "Stars of tomorrow"
    Tick off the fans of today.
    Bring on the sprint cars!


    Kidding aside, give these kids a chance to race at OSW. If I was young, I'd love to race one, and I can identify with the parents who are racing with their kids. My problem with Bandos is that they seem to take over the show, and stop the momentum in its tracks. Can they run double features on Saturday? How about running them before the Friday night show officially begins?
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  • #2
    Rex is just jealous.
    They have much more horsepower,
    than his mini has.

    Heard Todd just bought one
    Now he can understand,
    what real racing is.

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    • #3
      I wanted to race
      with the big boys in Florida
      they changed the schedule.

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      • #4
        bandolero whee
        broke free from the gokart track
        no quartermidgets

        lawnmowers on crack
        using doublestack hauler
        parents have no sense

        boneman has no pants
        track official is angry
        police called again

        bandolero fun
        safe fun for the little ones
        haiku comes to end
        www.FloridaSprintCarFans.com - because Florida sprint car racing needs all the help it can get...

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        • #5
          Tripper, you pervert.
          You and your pants fixation.
          You aint gonna win.
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          • #6
            Rex is on the lam,
            Rusty has his pants in hand.
            Charges filed once more
            Last edited by ovalracer44; 09-15-2008, 09:43 PM.

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            • #7
              This here is your brain
              This your brain on Jack tripper
              have any questions
              Last edited by ovalracer44; 09-15-2008, 09:40 PM.

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              • #8
                Florida beware
                Im still coming to race there
                EDM is wack

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                • #9
                  John Tenney needs car
                  anyone have a bando?
                  where is his hans

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                  • #10
                    Seen on a new bando
                    a new eighty five in bones
                    forced to move up
                    Last edited by ovalracer44; 09-15-2008, 09:39 PM.

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                    • #11
                      I went to college . I cant write one of these guys . How you all so smart.

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                      • #12
                        Ok Oval44, say it with me "5 7 5". Like this.

                        44 returns.
                        Us rednecks send him back home
                        Covered with tire marks.

                        By the way, these are supposed to be about Bandos.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Boneman View Post
                          Ok Oval44, say it with me "5 7 5". Like this.
                          All of mine fit the rhyme scheme you have to clap them out. the one you just did does not fit first line has 6 syllables

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                          • #14
                            Slow Ovalracer
                            Brings Ministock 44
                            Gets lapped by Bando
                            www.FloridaSprintCarFans.com - because Florida sprint car racing needs all the help it can get...

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                            • #15
                              Pedie buys bando
                              still outruns field on friday
                              must be big motor
                              Last edited by ovalracer44; 09-15-2008, 09:47 PM.

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