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Are you a Man or a Wuss? (plagiarizing somewhat)
---you have a flourishing E-mail life
---you've never stiffed a waitress for crappy service
---you call someone else immature
---you're never late for anything
---you're afraid of waisting a salesmans time
---you give another driver the finger, and pray that you both don't hit the next red light together
---you buy a car for it's safety rating
---you own a theme calander
---you brag to your friends that "this ring is a chick magnet"
---your T-shirts are wittier than you
---your kid doesn't want to see where you work
---Friday night is whoopee night
---you hope the baby is a girl
---you don't know anyone who has been in prison
---you collect anything
---you can't remember the last time you peed outdoors
---you take no joy in a fart
---you loan money to people that already owe you money
---you share a dessert
---you can't remember the last time you laughed at a really fat person
---you own a passport but have never left the country
---you know your resting heart rate
---you would rather move than to tell someone to shut up
---you're scare of yelling at the neighborhood kids
---you've never said "blow me" under your breath in front of your boss
---you never use the mini-bar in your hotel room
---you secretly hate your best friend
---you refer to Wednesday as Hump-Day
---you're always the first one drunk anywhere
---you clip anything from a magazine
---you come back from EPCOT with an accent
---a book changes your life
---you've got a Big Day tomorrow
---you cough dramatically in front of smokers
---you could really go for a Chef's Salad
---you shun tap-water
---you gasp when a figure skater falls down
---you vote with your heart
---locker rooms make you uneasy
---your the oldest guy in a bar......by 10 years
---you've got a pet name for your ho-ho, but your girlfriend doesn't
---your wife's friends giggle whenever you walk into the room
---you are happy and generally pleasant to be around
I'm sure there are many more, but this is for starters.
---you have a flourishing E-mail life
---you've never stiffed a waitress for crappy service
---you call someone else immature
---you're never late for anything
---you're afraid of waisting a salesmans time
---you give another driver the finger, and pray that you both don't hit the next red light together
---you buy a car for it's safety rating
---you own a theme calander
---you brag to your friends that "this ring is a chick magnet"
---your T-shirts are wittier than you
---your kid doesn't want to see where you work
---Friday night is whoopee night
---you hope the baby is a girl
---you don't know anyone who has been in prison
---you collect anything
---you can't remember the last time you peed outdoors
---you take no joy in a fart
---you loan money to people that already owe you money
---you share a dessert
---you can't remember the last time you laughed at a really fat person
---you own a passport but have never left the country
---you know your resting heart rate
---you would rather move than to tell someone to shut up
---you're scare of yelling at the neighborhood kids
---you've never said "blow me" under your breath in front of your boss
---you never use the mini-bar in your hotel room
---you secretly hate your best friend
---you refer to Wednesday as Hump-Day
---you're always the first one drunk anywhere
---you clip anything from a magazine
---you come back from EPCOT with an accent
---a book changes your life
---you've got a Big Day tomorrow
---you cough dramatically in front of smokers
---you could really go for a Chef's Salad
---you shun tap-water
---you gasp when a figure skater falls down
---you vote with your heart
---locker rooms make you uneasy
---your the oldest guy in a bar......by 10 years
---you've got a pet name for your ho-ho, but your girlfriend doesn't
---your wife's friends giggle whenever you walk into the room
---you are happy and generally pleasant to be around
I'm sure there are many more, but this is for starters.
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