A limerick....for tunaman

[Boneman]

Boneman's biggest fan is called "tuna",
Who writes and speaks like a baboon-a.
He howled and roared
On this message board,
But came across like a buffoon-a!

[Winger]

That's bad Rex, unless your kid wrote it. Like someone else might say, I hope you remove it before anyone else sees it. LOL

[Tweety16]

A response to Boney on behalf of Tuna...

I felt it necessary to stand up for dear old Tunaman. He obviously is not equipped for a war of wits, so I have come to his rescue. I have composed a limerick in response to the Boneman's ode to Tunaman.

To my nemesis the boner,
you must be a complete stoner!
To come up with this junk,
It is all so much bunk.
I have no life, I am full of strife,
and you sir are a moron-er!
I HATE YOU!

[racnphotos68]

If I had to vote, Boneman wins that round...

[flvideo]

Boner 2 Tuner 0..........

[Boneman]

You gotta admit one thing: Tweety did a good job of capturing in poetry the spirit, and the emotion, of the tuna.

Lets see...I need two words that rhyme with "Winger".
Mud Slinger? Zinger?

[carolwicks]

rhymes...

finger, linger, humdinger, singer, ringer, ... i bet you use "humdinger"... roflll. you guys are funny....appreciate the fun and humor...
OZ

[Bigbuck]

Good one

I felt it necessary to stand up for dear old Tunaman. He obviously is not equipped for a war of wits, so I have come to his rescue. I have composed a limerick in response to the Boneman's ode to Tunaman.

To my nemesis the boner,
you must be a complete stoner!
To come up with this junk,
It is all so much bunk.
I have no life, I am full of strife,
and you sir are a moron-er!
I HATE YOU!

Tweety, thats right, I do hate Boney!! However I have no strife, I vent it on Boney and his little Boneys!! Thanks!

[carolwicks]

hmmmm

isnt "HATE" kind of a drastic word ? i would save that for someone who REALLY sucks...... i HATE the word hate... ;-) i must be Boneymom! not such a bad thing... im too old and too big to be a "little boney"...hes a humdinger for sure!
OZZIE

[Bigbuck]

Yeah

isnt "HATE" kind of a drastic word ? i would save that for someone who REALLY sucks...... i HATE the word hate... ;-) i must be Boneymom! not such a bad thing... im too old and too big to be a "little boney"...hes a humdinger for sure!
OZZIE

He damn sure is. Oh, I didn't use the word hate first, Tweety did but sorry, I do agree with her, why wouldn't I despise him, is that a better word.
? Just for you I'll try to remember to say I despise him, that better?? Oh when I say "little" Boneys I wasn't especially thinking of you but I guess you want to be included, thats fine with me. "Little" Boneys are people that try to be like the BIG Boney, but not as good at what he does so therefore they are "Little" Boneys. I'm sure some may weigh 300 lbs, but they still are "Little" Boneys.

[Bigbuck]

Oh

isnt "HATE" kind of a drastic word ? i would save that for someone who REALLY sucks...... i HATE the word hate... ;-) i must be Boneymom! not such a bad thing... im too old and too big to be a "little boney"...hes a humdinger for sure!
OZZIE

Carol, hate is for people that really suck? If I'm not mistaken I believe I have also said that about Big Boney before, so I'm going back to hate.

[racnphotos68]

Tuna Helper...

which car/truck are you helping in the pits? Are you the crew chief or pit crew? I want to watch and see how they do? Just curious....

[Boneman]

"Little boneys.....forward!"

[Tweety16]

Unarmed in a war of wits...

Poor old Tunaman. He is completely unarmed when it comes to a war of wits.

[flvideo]

Is that witless????.......