Good and Bad Goals for 2008

[AB195]

OK, for you twisted Karnacians out there, thers's nothing more important than having goals. The wrong goals can leave you so psychologically damaged, that it would have been better if you got hit by a garbage truck.

Here are some good and bad goals for 2008.(taken in part from a 1998 article)

Bad Goal: to have a breakfast nook added to your house.
Good Goal: to have 3 extra inches added to your middle finger.

Bad Goal: Learning to take it "one day at a time".
Good Goal: trying to say "rectum, damn near killed him!" at least once a day.

Bad Goal: spending time unraveling the enigma that is "you".
Good Goal: teaching your inner child to smoke unfiltered cigarettes.

Bad Goal: learning more about the world you live in.
Good Goal: putting a stop to public television once and for all.

Bad Goal: mastering the daily crossword puzzle.
Good Goal: buying a jackhammer.

Bad Goal: finally telling your father that you love him.
Good Goal: fathering an elementary school bully.

These are a few, I'm sure they're be others to follow. LOL

Next up:

[Boneman]

a strange thread

bad goal: proposing marriage to your favorite Hooter's waitress.
good goal: converting to a religion that allows you to marry your favorite Hooter's waitress AND her sisters.

bad goal: to take a nice vacation.
good goal: to go into hiding in the witness protection program

bad goal: to become a KARNAC "gold" message board member.
good goal: to wage cyber warfare on the competitors' websites.