Boneman's new ride

[ovalracer44]

No folks, this is not the bonemans new tow vehicle. This is infact the new ministock developed by Rex Engineering for the Boneman. Word is he is not worried about the height of the vehicle and the center of gravity, "I will just put all my packages on the left hand side" Boneman was overheard saying. Fedex chairman Box Cutterman was disappointed that Rex Engineering did not use a fedex truck for the development vehicle.

[john tenney]

Do we have to start getting him to say,

"I'm gonna Weeeeen!"

[Boneman]

It took a little doing to convince the tech crew that this really was a Mustang, but I think I finally have them on board. There was just some confusion about how to interpret "stock appearing".

BTW: I always ignore the left side weight anyway.

[ovalracer44]

I was thinking it looked more like an extended roof height pinto. even has leaf springs. maybe Michael would rather paint it red and put a 10 on it.

[Osmosis Jones]

NASCAR fines ya 5 gees for the missing lug nut on the left front.

Better fire ovalracer44 as yer crew chief....

lol

[Winger]

I think Nascar only requires 5 per wheel. BTW, nice catch on the missing one.

[ovalracer44]

Remember this is not NASCAR. OSW is FASCAR (Forget All Stipulations, Come And Race)

[Boneman]

pay attention

That is my secret to reducing rotating weight, only run 2 lug nuts!

[ovalracer44]

The tires are also filled with helium because helium is lighter than air.

[Winger]

I thought you and Boneman just inflated the tires by blowing your "hot air" into them. There's plenty of it in this thread.

[john tenney]

I think Nascar only requires 5 per wheel. BTW, nice catch on the missing one.

Its not missing - it's just dirty!

[ovalracer44]

I thought you and Boneman just inflated the tires by blowing your "hot air" into them. There's plenty of it in this thread.

Well my strategy was to take a big poo in the back and hope he drives fast enough to outrun the smell.

[Osmosis Jones]

Skillful deception.....

Get the tech inspector's attention for the missing lug nuts so he'll miss the angled roof and cambered axles.......you guys are shrewd dudes.......

[ovalracer44]

Skillful deception.....

Get the tech inspector's attention for the missing lug nuts so he'll miss the angled roof and cambered axles.......you guys are shrewd dudes.......

Dont you know the best way to make it through tech is to get the tech man to look at what you want him to look at and not what he wants to look at. Not to mention we have 4 rear tires

[M_Seay10]

Not to mention we have 4 rear tires

I dont see a fascar stamped on the tires

It does look better than that thing he is driveng now