Yawn....

[ancrdave]

OK... If the old page comes up, go to the top of the page and click "Home Page" and the NEW home page will come up... I just deleted my old bookmark and added the new one... My Auburndale story still isn't on there though...


Dave - check your email. Is that the story you are looking for?? If so, it is under Pit Stop but let me know if you sent another one that I may have missed somehow - Jane

[ocalasp76]

OK folks, get yourself a comfortable seat.... I know two (2) guys on this board that have quite a collection to draw from.. (hell, they bee sending me good Shxt all the time)...

Stand back.... your puter gonna be smokin fer sur.

Ain't gonna tell you who dey are.... but one lives north from Tpa and da udder one lives N/NW from Tpa and has about 2 dozen dogs (or sumtin like dat).

I have no idea of whom you are referring.......But....

The last one is especially hot for OSF......
-GYM-

[M_Seay10]

this thread reminds me of a similar one that was ruined by EDM last year.

Please NO MORE FAT CHICKS OR TRANSVESTITE LINGERE MODELS!

[bubba]

I have determined that I would like to change forms and be either: baby blue spandex and/or seatbelt in her car or a right front bridgestone potenza F1 tire

[Todd McCreary]

hmmm. that Volkswagen looks like it's got Bridgestones.

[Old Sunshine Fan]

HEY, I think I know her! She went to High School with Fenton.

[M_Seay10]

just noticed something. Acording to the above pictures the tracks that have the most trophie girls and umbrella girls also have the most people in the stands and biggest fields of drivers. I ve also noticed that in the last few years going to NSS and OSW that the fan count is extremely low where as the driver count is also low. For years track management has been blaming the bad economy and drivers have been blaming payouts. I have came up with a simple solution that would bring people into the stands and drivers to the track. bring back the trophie girls and ad some umbrella girls for 2010.
Inorder for it to work correctly we must have trophie girls not only the winner but the top 10 in evry division and the number of girls must be correspondant with the finishing position ie 1st-1 girl 2nd- 2 girls 3rd-3 girls and so on. This will engourage all the under funded teams to come out every week even thought they have a 10th place car at best. But in order for this to work properly the track must not be frugal and hire local girls. Ive seen the onec in bithlo and we do not want them, we want better only the best looking ones will do. I sure hope that track management will take a look at this and seriously consider this.

[Edm]

just noticed something. Acording to the above pictures the tracks that have the most trophie girls and umbrella girls also have the most people in the stands and biggest fields of drivers. I ve also noticed that in the last few years going to NSS and OSW that the fan count is extremely low where as the driver count is also low. For years track management has been blaming the bad economy and drivers have been blaming payouts. I have came up with a simple solution that would bring people into the stands and drivers to the track. bring back the trophie girls and ad some umbrella girls for 2010.
Inorder for it to work correctly we must have trophie girls not only the winner but the top 10 in evry division and the number of girls must be correspondant with the finishing position ie 1st-1 girl 2nd- 2 girls 3rd-3 girls and so on. This will engourage all the under funded teams to come out every week even thought they have a 10th place car at best. But in order for this to work properly the track must not be frugal and hire local girls. Ive seen the onec in bithlo and we do not want them, we want better only the best looking ones will do. I sure hope that track management will take a look at this and seriously consider this.

and here I was under the impression that you thought girls still had cooties

[Jimmy McKinley]

Even the trophy girls for our "toy cars" are better-lookin' than the ones in Bithlo:

[Bigbuck]

to boneman

Not much happening on the board this week. The front page of KARNAC hasn't been updated since last year...no one is arguing with Tunaman...we don't have a rule book or a race schedule to fuss about. Audible sigh...

Crate motors? Spec motors? Anybody?

Boneman, you're right, a lot is the same!! You're the same jerk you were last yr. Oh, you have mail!!

[Bigbuck]

Cant get anything right!!

Not much happening on the board this week. The front page of KARNAC hasn't been updated since last year...no one is arguing with Tunaman...we don't have a rule book or a race schedule to fuss about. Audible sigh...

Crate motors? Spec motors? Anybody?

Hey bonehead, remember yrs ago at New Smyrna you were driving Missle Mans second car,After the heat you boneheads changed the #'s on the 2 cars around and got caught? Couldn't even get that right!!!

[Edm]

Even the trophy girls for our "toy cars" are better-lookin' than the ones in Bithlo:

I don't know about that. You take some of that make-up off and there is no tellin.
The only thing I can see that they have over Bithlonians is teeth.

[ocalasp76]

I don't know about that. You take some of that make-up off and there is no tellin.
The only thing I can see that they have over Bithlonians is teeth.

LMAO.......and when the lights go out, the only thing that matters is who 'washed'.

-GEM-

[Todd McCreary]

The only thing I can see that they have over Bithlonians is teeth.


you know they make fake teeth nowadays, right?

[Edm]

The only thing I can see that they have over Bithlonians is teeth.


you know they make fake teeth nowadays, right?

Not in Bithlo,


And Jim..........oh man thats funny, my tummy hurts from that one.