The Vegas Line - Little 500

[Boneman]

The off-track betting has opened, so here are the early odds for "Little 500 Night".

Don Nerone organizes "Big 500 Night" for a nearby track on the same date. 5/1

At least one Crash A Rama driver gets completely airborne. 2/1

Frasson brings a cooler. 1/1
Frasson brings a cooler filled with Zima and Perrier. 10,000,000/1

The SLM and Sprint car drivers get schooled by a middle-aged mini stock driver. 3/1

Todd McCreary runs out of excuses. 400/1

Jane writes that dirt kart racing is actually much better. 1.5/1

The track is rented out all week for closed test sessions for a SLM driver. 8/1

edm gets knocked out on the first lap by a 7 year old. EVEN MONEY

Boneman gets ready by spending the week before playing "Mario Kart" with his kids. 3/1 [Take this bet, it is true]

Everyone who shows up will laugh their heads off and enjoy acting like a juvenile for a while. A SURE THING

Hope to see y'all on Friday the 22'nd.

[derf]

AB195 shows up late 14/1
McCrearys get DQ'ed 4/1

[JackTripper]

I'll be posting a list of sprint car drivers (the initial ones) to my website tomorrow, but I will say that one of them was at the track testing this weekend, and no, I'm not kidding.

One of the sprint car drivers we're bringing has two TBARA championships to his name.

You fendered boys better start making some phone calls!

[Boneman]

Tripper said that several of the sprint car hot shoes are planning to come race karts with us. That will be great, but here is why we have NOTHING TO FEAR from sprint car drivers.

First, the winged sprint drivers are helpless without that big crutch above their head. Take their wing away and they look like senior citizens in a parallel parking class.

The non-wing drivers are somewhat better, but remember they are used to lifting off the throttle at the flagstand and coasting in. It takes a REAL racer, mini stock class for example, to really drive a car all the way into the corners.

I hope the sprint drivers make it. The more the merrier and its all about having a good time.

Don't even get me started on the SLM drivers.

[Edm]

I'll be posting a list of sprint car drivers (the initial ones) to my website tomorrow, but I will say that one of them was at the track testing this weekend, and no, I'm not kidding.

One of the sprint car drivers we're bringing has two TBARA championships to his name.

You fendered boys better start making some phone calls!

I don't see where the fendered guys have anything to worry about. Those sprint girls only stand about 3 foot tall and after getting bumped around a little in a cart they will all leave.

[bubba]

Definition of ironic: EDM talking about people without fenders. Hell are you just gonna run modifeds this year and make it easier on yourself? ooops forgot the smiley:

[JackTripper]

Alright you fendered punks, here is who we have lined up so far from the sprint car world:

* Two time TBARA champ Travelin’ Troy DeCaire
* 2009 Top Gun Series champ Flyin’ Ryan Partin (and an FIA karter to boot)
* TBARA and CFWS competitor Steve Heisler
* TBARA and CFWS competitor Mickey Kempgens
* Dirt sprint car driver (and former karter) “The Flying Brunette” Jeanette Burnett

Now bring us Tim Russell!

http://floridasprintcarfans.com/?p=1744

[Edm]

Definition of ironic: EDM talking about people without fenders. Hell are you just gonna run modifeds this year and make it easier on yourself? ooops forgot the smiley:

Good one, lol, it would make it easier to repair after every race.

[Edm]

Now bring us Tim Russell!

Ahh, who's Tim Russell, we have Flaraceguy.

[Andy S]

Speed Channel decide to cover the race live - 1000/1

Frasson118 embarrasses every single race driver of any division by beating them - 3/1

Edm tapes a door and a nose onto his kart, just so he can lose them when he gets hit - 4/1

Andy S can't back up any of his big talk and gets beaten heavily in every race - 1/3

Whoever's in charge of the weather finds out some racers are trying to race in Orlando, so it gets rained out - 5/1

FASCAR management like the idea so much they make 'gas' and 'brake' stickers over the pedals mandatory on Strictly Stocks next year - 4/1

[Boneman]

Hey Tripper, be careful what you wish for. Tim Russell has been at the last few of these events. In fact, last time he brought a substantial posse.

I don't know Tim personally, but I did send the event flyer to his website. Maybe someone who knows him will remind him about it.

[Todd McCreary]

FASCAR management like the idea so much they make 'gas' and 'brake' stickers over the pedals mandatory on Strictly Stocks next year


oh please God, DO NOT SUGGEST THINGS LIKE THIS.

[Todd McCreary]

after hearing that NASCAR will cancel the wings from the Sprint Cup cars and reintroduce spoilers, FASCAR decides to get "environmentally aware" and recycles the wings by mandating them for all local classes.

odds - 1:5

[Todd McCreary]

after hearing that NASCAR will cancel the wings from the Sprint Cup cars and reintroduce spoilers, FASCAR decides to get "environmentally aware" and recycles the wings by mandating them for all local classes.

odds - 1:5

oh please God, DO NOT SUGGEST THINGS LIKE THIS.

[JackTripper]

This just in - add sprint car driver (and former late model driver) Dennis Misuraca to the list!