Top 10 headlines I'm not expecting to see in 2010

[Andy S]

Inspired by Boneman's other thread, here's the headlines I'm really not expecting to see in the news or discussed on KARNAC in 2010:

10 - Edm's #44 Sportsman places 3rd in a Concours D'Elegance competition

9 - Flraceguy picked as spokesman for new 'What happens in Tech stays in Tech' respect campaign

8 - Major brush fire starts in Orlando Speedworld infield

7 - OSW Super Stock drivers complain that Billy Cuddy is being treated too leniently in tech inspections

6 - Hired Gun's hectic schedule finally takes it toll on him as he's DQ'ed for trying to run a School Bus in a Strictly Stock race

5 - Auburndale tries to cut back on on-track incidents by instituting mandatory group hug for drivers before every race

4 - Todd McCreary shocks critics by unveiling plans to challenge for 2010 Super Late Model honors - in his Ford Probe

3 - New Smyrna Speedway opens trackside childcare facilities exclusively for use by Pro-Truck drivers

2 - OSF and Ocalasp76 finally tire of Florida's intolerance and weather, and elope to Vermont

1 - Jim Fenton admits to using Photoshop to put pictures of himself into old photos to post onto Karnac

[Jane]

You guys kill me, you must have alot of free time on your hands right now.

But keep up the good work and have a very Merry Christmas!!!

[Old Sunshine Fan]

OSF and Ocalasp76 finally tire of Florida's intolerance and weather, and elope to Vermont


Boy you gonna hear from OcalaJIM about that one! Plus, I wouldn't go across the street with that weird guy, you ought to see all the porn stuff he sends me (and if you will send my your email addy, I will forward same to you).

[Andy S]

(and if you will send my your email addy, I will forward same to you).

No problems - send them on!

My email is: rex@boneaman.com

[flraceguy]

Inspired by Boneman's other thread, here's the headlines I'm really not expecting to see in the news or discussed on KARNAC in 2010:

10 - Edm's #44 Sportsman places 3rd in a Concours D'Elegance competition

9 - Flraceguy picked as spokesman for new 'What happens in Tech stays in Tech' respect campaign

8 - Major brush fire starts in Orlando Speedworld infield

7 - OSW Super Stock drivers complain that Billy Cuddy is being treated too leniently in tech inspections

6 - Hired Gun's hectic schedule finally takes it toll on him as he's DQ'ed for trying to run a School Bus in a Strictly Stock race

5 - Auburndale tries to cut back on on-track incidents by instituting mandatory group hug for drivers before every race

4 - Todd McCreary shocks critics by unveiling plans to challenge for 2010 Super Late Model honors - in his Ford Probe

3 - New Smyrna Speedway opens trackside childcare facilities exclusively for use by Pro-Truck drivers

2 - OSF and Ocalasp76 finally tire of Florida's intolerance and weather, and elope to Vermont

1 - Jim Fenton admits to using Photoshop to put pictures of himself into old photos to post onto Karnac

I do believe you are incorrect about OSF and Ocalasp76... Hell we all thought they were married long before this....

LOL>....

Merry Christmas all..

[flraceguy]

No problems - send them on!

My email is: rex@boneaman.com

Oh boy Andy you must have alot of time to dig up Rex's old email address.... Ouch and merry ho ho to all..

[ocalasp76]

News Flash....

I do believe you are incorrect about OSF and Ocalasp76... Hell we all thought they were married long before this....

LOL>....

Actually, we split looooonng time ago when I found out he was messin' with some dude who plays a lot of golf out of state.

Besides, he snores like a freight train with no muffler

Have a Merry and a Happy everyone......
-GEM-