funny KARNAC threads from the past

[Boneman]

On a slow and rainey afternoon, I find myself thinking about funny KARNAC threads from years ago. A few good ones pop into my head.

The craziest ever had to be Mr. Staggs for his explanation of the father and son SLM donut tantrum, and his plans for Jr. Staggs to win the cup championship within 2 years. This one gets a "10" for the combination of tireless typing and a totally dis-illusioned outlook!

Demo Ray, Chuck Rush, Smokin Joe 11 and Moe discussing derbys, Crash A Rama, each other, and sometimes me.

Remember when we had polls? It was usually something interesting like "Who is the hottest girl at your track?" Ahhh, the good old days...

If you like first grade typing and grammer, you would just LOVE some KARNAC alumni like ford6 and pbgmobil rat.

Does anyone remember the name of the poster who every week came home from the track nice and drunk, and then sat down to explain the state of the sport to us? Man, that guy was funny. He didn't make much more sense when sober, but it was very clear when he was hammered!

[ocalasp76]

LMAO..... pmgmobil rat.....ahhh I remember him well.PMG Stood for Palm Beach Gardens and I think he finally banned himself when someone found out his name and where he lived.
Doodewamp was a lot of fun and we still exchange por....er......um......e-mail videos.

This sure beatson a rainy day......Thanks.
-Ge Yumm-

[Tim]

I know one that is getting ready to come back around again.......

Motor Wars!.....Like it or not it's getting ready to come back around......

[OLD STYLE RACER 2]

Does anyone remember the name of the poster who every week came home from the track nice and drunk, and then sat down to explain the state of the sport to us? Man, that guy was funny. He didn't make much more sense when sober, but it was very clear when he was hammered!

*** OK, Now I'm really confused.....Do you want me to post when I'm sober......or when I've been drinking????***

[roundtracker]

Remember wrenchbender. He was never wrong about any thing. I think he might even have known more than that old goat O.S.F. There was another that capitilized every thing and spoke like a caveman.

[Boneman]

Surracing! That is the guy who used to post while "slightly intoxicated".

[flraceguy]

Does anyone remember the name of the poster who every week came home from the track nice and drunk, and then sat down to explain the state of the sport to us? Man, that guy was funny. He didn't make much more sense when sober, but it was very clear when he was hammered!

*** OK, Now I'm really confused.....Do you want me to post when I'm sober......or when I've been drinking????***

Old Style... The question is, if there ever a moment when you aren't drunk.... LOL.... Now what about the rest of us, sober posting... I do believe that is going way toooo far....

have a great day... Hope to see some racing... I know we are starting to Quack up here in New Smyrna....