Number of cars in feature races

[Osmosis Jones]

Awwww STFU!

I got a used car for ya, Old Sex Fiend......(and not the good kind of sex, either....you know....the kind that would involve a GIRL)

Hey you old goat....is Ocala yer regular Friday night haunt nowadays? Ya gotta send me an email or a number so I can hook up next time I'm coming through Ocala on a Friday night......still need to get up to Bronson to catch Diamond Jim put on a driving exhibition......of course, I ain't drivin' all the way to New Smyrna on the off chance I'll get to see Ed, Todd or Marrowboy race...those guys are more sporadic than I am.....usually I just try to find out where Jerry is going to watch the races, wait for him to go in and then steal all his beer out of the Hyundai......

....in fact, if any of you miscreants from our special, little social clique feel like sending me your email address, (don't worry, I won't sell it to a mass spammer....as far as you know) then hook a brother up....for there are always things to be said that can't be said on the Big Brother(Big Grandmother) Network.....capice?

Plus, my desktop went tits up and I lost all my info....dang it.
I'm still trying to find a way to blame it on the Obama administration or you know who......

In sarcastic repose,
OJay

ff224@aol.com in the header put, "Dear Armada of Sarcastic Wit and Comical Racing Observations" so I'll know it's from one of ya'll....and I can delete it quick.

[Boneman]

"Sporadic?" In the last 4 weeks I've raced three times and got rained out once. I have turned over a new leaf.

[Old Sunshine Fan]

Boneman

"Sporadic?" In the last 4 weeks I've raced three times and got rained out once. I have turned over a new leaf.

Yea, Well here, turn this over!

OJ made me say that...I usually am very nice to everyone (HA HA HA - now thats a bunch of bull - aint it!)

[Old Sunshine Fan]

Hey OJ

[QUOTE=Osmosis Jones;34603]I got a used car for ya, Old Sex Fiend......(and not the good kind of sex, either....you know....the kind that would involve a GIRL)
QUOTE]

Damn OJ, you mean having sex with another person...how'd you find out. Everyone's been talking about that right fist of yours being so much bigger dan da left 1.

AH shucks... that ought to bring out the tight britches fer sur.

[Todd McCreary]

for there are always things to be said that can't be said on the Big Brother(Big Grandmother) Network.....capice?

far as i know, there's no way for moderators to look at PM's. may not even be any way for admins to do so.



of course, I ain't drivin' all the way to New Smyrna on the off chance I'll get to see Ed, Todd or Marrowboy race...those guys are more sporadic than I am

Marrowboy is threatening Citrus. Inverness, hide your daughters.

[ModelCarMan]

So if I understand right, I better not trust y'all for a used car Well heck, I'm in the middle of looking for a car for my daughter so I better not ask if anyone's on here has got one for sale. So I guess I'll keep on lookin somewhere else.

[ocalasp76]

Wiser Than Your Years

So if I understand right, I better not trust y'all for a used car Well heck, I'm in the middle of looking for a car for my daughter so I better not ask if anyone's on here has got one for sale. So I guess I'll keep on lookin somewhere else.

I'd say that you be a wise man in your thinkin', However, I have a really good back up car for sale
Not street legal,but pretty fast and LOUD.
-JIM-

[Edm]

I got a used car for ya, Old Sex Fiend......(and not the good kind of sex, either....you know....the kind that would involve a GIRL)

Hey you old goat....is Ocala yer regular Friday night haunt nowadays? Ya gotta send me an email or a number so I can hook up next time I'm coming through Ocala on a Friday night......still need to get up to Bronson to catch Diamond Jim put on a driving exhibition......of course, I ain't drivin' all the way to New Smyrna on the off chance I'll get to see Ed, Todd or Marrowboy race...those guys are more sporadic than I am.....usually I just try to find out where Jerry is going to watch the races, wait for him to go in and then steal all his beer out of the Hyundai......

....in fact, if any of you miscreants from our special, little social clique feel like sending me your email address, (don't worry, I won't sell it to a mass spammer....as far as you know) then hook a brother up....for there are always things to be said that can't be said on the Big Brother(Big Grandmother) Network.....capice?

Plus, my desktop went tits up and I lost all my info....dang it.
I'm still trying to find a way to blame it on the Obama administration or you know who......

In sarcastic repose,
OJay

ff224@aol.com in the header put, "Dear Armada of Sarcastic Wit and Comical Racing Observations" so I'll know it's from one of ya'll....and I can delete it quick.

I thought it was Old Sleazy Friend, and you're right Jerrys FREE beer out of a Hyndai is better then any beer that I have EVER paid for. The company aint half bad either. We will have to do that again.

Sporadic, is a good word for it. I have my reasons, the less I race, the less I have to work on the car, the less money I spend and the better me and my wife get along. simple.

[Osmosis Jones]

That's where my plan comes in....

....I make the trek to NSS with helmet and suit in hand, like some moustachioed, hired killer from out of town (w/out the moustache), and hop into the Edmobile and (with no practice and two year old tires) lap the field enroute to a hugely popular (and uncontested by tech) win in front of 278 screaming fans.

There would have been more fans but the Mini-cups had just raced and the crowd followed them to the pits.

After which you buy me a beer, secure sponsorship from some struggling dealership in the Titusville area and somehow we wind up competing for the Sprint Cup title against Kyle Busch and a guy who looks like Carl Edwards brother....

Hey, it could happen.

[Old Sunshine Fan]

Wow

....I make the trek to NSS with helmet and suit in hand, like some moustachioed, hired killer from out of town (w/out the moustache), and hop into the Edmobile and (with no practice and two year old tires) lap the field enroute to a hugely popular (and uncontested by tech) win in front of 278 screaming fans.

There would have been more fans but the Mini-cups had just raced and the crowd followed them to the pits.

After which you buy me a beer, secure sponsorship from some struggling dealership in the Titusville area and somehow we wind up competing for the Sprint Cup title against Kyle Busch and a guy who looks like Carl Edwards brother....

Hey, it could happen.

WOW WOW WOW

No more sweet tea for you at the fire house.... you need to cut out all sugar products and stick with veggies. Get plenty of sleep and find something to occupy your mind (things that could ACTUALLY happen).
OH, btw, Carl Edwards could never have such a bad looking brother.
Stick with go-carts but leave the fire suit at home.

[Edm]

Hey, it could happen.

What? Have tires that new?

[ModelCarMan]

I'd say that you be a wise man in your thinkin', However, I have a really good back up car for sale
Not street legal,but pretty fast and LOUD.
-JIM-

Sounds good to me, but the wife may think the daughter may need something that may draw less attention from the police.