Could it Be...

[flraceguy]

I heard rumors that our illustrious Boneman may make an appearance and race this evening... After last weeks 3rd, I do believe it is time for a 1st or
2nd... Looking forward to seeing the ole' Boneman running tonight...

Remember....

Go Fast... Turn Left....
Unless you are road racing then you have to turn left and then right.... then left and then Right... LOL.....

[M_Seay10]

Duane

Duane, Quit trying to start rumors that you know arnt true.

Boneman racing 2 weeks in a row? everyone already knows that there is no chance in hell that will ever happen

[Boneman]

Arrive at track 7:10
Unload racecar 7:15
Rain begins at 7:20
Load car in the rain 7:30

I've got to start paying attention to those nagging doubts.

[M_Seay10]

We all thought it couldnt happen but lets think about this. He raced lastweek, showed up thisweek (before 7:30) with a car ready to race, and now he has a rain check for next week. If for some freak of nature reason he is allowed to actualy show up next week then that will be 3 weeks in a row he shows up with a car ready to race. Also I will be bringing the pinto next week so that will make an extremely rare occurance of 2 weeks in a row for me. So if the planets and stars align,hell freezes over, Boneman my dad and I all show up with our cars to race that can only mean one thing and it aint good so prepare to die cause the world might be coming to an end.

Boneman, have fun next week hoping around in your socks listening to 50's music.


next week would be good to skip anyways because it would be embarising for you to get beat by TWO SCCA cars (even more embarising than getting beat by a Vomit Wagon or something)

[flraceguy]

ahh yes.. The perpetual bruising of Boneman... It is soooooooo Good... Yes... That would be hell to have our illustrious Boner beaten by two(2)... Not one, but TWO SCCA cars...

Now we really don't want to go there about that Vomit wagon... I do believe that might have been very embarressing to be beaten Soundly by that... But he did get lucky and pull out a last minute pass to beat the Vomit wagon... Now let's just hope that he can do it again...


Boner.. We all love you man... I do have to thank Boneman for coming over and lighting up the ez up for us with that Bal... after the lights went out... Oooh we won't go there... cause mine isn't much heavier than his up there... LMAO...

Have a great day all...


Remember...

Go Fast... Turn Left...

[Boneman]

Ok Michael, put up or shut up. I will wager that the Vomit Wagon #13 LAPS BOTH of your SCCA cars. I don't even care about yellow flags; the minis don't have too many. The only way you can save your self from being lapped is to spin yourself out every 5 laps and cause a yellow.

I wish I could be there this week, and I would lap you too. However, I've told you for 2 weeks that my wife made plans for us and I am stuck going to a damn sock hop...of all things!

[flraceguy]

Ok... Ok... We have a mad Boneman...

The one thing, what color stripes are going to be on the socks for the sock hop... Orange... Neon Green... Purple... or PINK....


Ok, Boner we might excuse you for this one, but........

Michael what do you think...

[M_Seay10]

looks like the alpha male of skellital structure has his panties in a wad.

The one thing, what color stripes are going to be on the socks for the sock hop... Orange... Neon Green... Purple... or PINK....

im thinking pink because it will match his poodle skirt.



Ok Michael, put up or shut up. I will wager that the Vomit Wagon #13 LAPS BOTH of your SCCA cars. I don't even care about yellow flags; the minis don't have too many. The only way you can save your self from being lapped is to spin yourself out every 5 laps and cause a yellow.

If i was planind on runing the whole race id take that,but since your not going to show up there is no reason that i should stay out there. not to mention the fact that i will be running with the wrong aero package for a short track, opposite camber in the LF and an open rear end.

PS. have fun at the sock hop

[Boneman]

Close...close....

Michael, nice try on the poodle skirt. You came closer than usual, I'll give you that much. Actually, we are going to the party as a threesome with Danica Patrick. Here is a picture of the 50's skirt that Danica picked out. We all agree that it is accurate.


Hopefully I can change my wife's plans. I'd much rather go to the track.

[M_Seay10]

Actually, we are going to the party as a threesome with Danica Patrick.

Yea, like your wife would ever allow that

[carolwicks]

Boney!!!

u r a piece of work! dats why i luv ya... your wife has to be a blast. i love sock hops... so so much fun.... you will have more fun that you have in a long time. just let loose!!!! and PULEEEEZE DO NOT wear that skirt... the DA will be kinda tough huh? have a wonderful time... im jealous...
luv ya
carol aka OZ

[Jane]

Hey Rex, sock hop sounds like alot of fun to me. Of course racing is fun but that would be alot of fun also. Tell your wife to have a ball and keep you on your toes all night.

[Todd McCreary]

Boney was going to take Milka Duno to fill out his threesome but two Hispanic chicks in the same room is too much for any one man to handle.

[flraceguy]

I hear tell that Boneman will be making an appearance at the track after all... The only thing is, his wife specifically said he had to wear the Pink Poodle skirt and the pink and white Bobby socks that would so elogently match the rest of his racing attire for the night...

[flraceguy]

Michael.... Don't forget if the Boner shows you have to wear the matching outfit... Don't forget to bring it... LOL.....

Oh boy.. Can I hear some flack coming...