Additions To Card for Rasslin' & Racin' at VSP

[ancrdave]

LOSER LEAVE BARBERVILLE MATCH:
Jerry "Budweiser Brawler" Binner vs. Jack "Karnac Kid" Smith

DIRT VS. ASPHALT TAG-TEAM GRUDGE MATCH:
The "Altoona Assassins" Grady & Bubba vs.
Rex "Boneman" Hollinger & Michael "The Skeleton" Seay

WEST VOLUSIA WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP:
Tonya "Time Bomb" Moschell vs. Carol "Windex" Wicks

LEGENDS CANISTER MATCH (Each wrestler gets one canister of oxygen to use during match):
Dick Anderson vs. Jimmy Crowe (Special guest referee - Billy Barnwell)

MIDGET MATCH:
Mighty Mark Keeler vs. J.L. "The Munchkin" Snowden

WINGED CAGE MATCH (No holds barred)
Gene Lasker vs. Bubba The Love Sponge (Special guest referee: Don Rehm)

[mocha2@dishmail.net]

My money is on Binner.

[JackTripper]

Any rumors of my being in Jerry's corner to slip him a foreign object while the referee's back is turned are purely speculation at this point. Besides, even if you unmask me, it will only reveal...another mask!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zg0QAOxQNI

[Boneman]

"LEMME TELL YOU PEOPLE SOMETHING RIGHT NOW! ITS TIME YOU BUNCH OF REDNECKS SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE BONEMAN! NOW WHEN I WALK INTO THAT RING SATURDAY NIGHT, I Will Not Tolerate The Usual Display Of Ignorance That Comes From You Fans: The Screamed Obscenities, The Throwing Of Trash; Hey I Don't Care How You Behave Back Home In The Trailer Park, But When i walk Down That Aisle I Want The KIND OF RESPECT THAT YOU WOULD SHOW TO A KING! THE KIND OF RESPECTFUL ATTITUDE THAT IS DESERVED BY THE GREATEST WRESTLER AND THE GREATEST ATHLETE IN THE WORLD TODAY!"

Grady And Bubba; Its Gonna Be The Biggest Night Of Your Lives! Even Though You Are Gonna Get Whooped Like A Pair Of Borrowed Mules, It Will Be The Night That You Got To Climb In The Ring With The Boneman! The Night You Climbed That Mountain To Meet The Very Best!

And Skeleton, I Got One Word For You. Everyone Knows There Is Room At The Top For Only One. There Is Only One Superman, And There Is Only One Hercules. Lebron James Can Do It On His Own, Tiger Woods Doesn't Need A Partner, AND I DON'T NEED YOU! So Stay Out Of My Way Skeleton, Let Me Do The Heavy Lifting So you Don't Get Hurt Too!"

Very funny post Dave!

[bubba]

Very impressive Boneman! All we need is a few Crimson Mask references and Gordon Solie hisself would be proud.

[ancrdave]

I'm expecting a pier six brawl... and that's after the Sprint Car race!!!

[M_Seay10]

Boneman Let Me Tell you Something. This Saturday Night You Better Watch Out Because Its Gonna Go Down. Its Gonna Ge Just Like The Old Days With You Being Second To Me. The only Reason You Ever Made To The Top Was Because I Moved On To Greater Things And Left You Behind! There Is Only Room For One At The Top And That One Is me SO Get Ready To Get Thrown Right Back Down To The Bottom Where You Belong. Cause I Aint Gonna Leave With Out Breakin A Bone!

[ALASKA54]

Results, who had to leave town? Did the "Nature Boy" show up?

[ancrdave]

No, but "Mother Nature" did... The Underwater Bull Rope Match was great though...
It actually worked out pretty good because the rain caused a long delay in getting the track ready so the wrestling was the only show to watch for awhile... I think they even added an extra match to keep the crowd entertained...
The scheduled "Large Luchadore" match between myself and Joe Dirt never happened because we got disqualified for forgetting our masks...