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    On 5-23 -9 Boneman makes his annual appearance and finishes fourth. One week later EDM also makes his annual appearance. That same night I return to NSS after taking a week off to go scca racing. ED M finishes fourth. I also get my annual fourth place finish on my fourth start of the year on tires that now have four racer on them.
    The green mamba makes his annual apperancethat night. (good thing I was pitted on the other side of the tape or they might have mistaken my car for the junk car and accidentaly burned it instead.) Every body knows green is bad luck for racecars, and I would assume this is would also be truefor barbeque grills with four wheels. After he burned the junk car he headed out on to the track to make a few laps for the fans (we had dozens of fans that night) only to run out of fuel on pit road thus confirming my theory about green barbeque grills.
    when ED and I were at the pay window to collect are freshly printed money for are fourth place finishes we decided to go to Pub 44.
    Here's where it really gets weird. While at pub 44 with ED, Boneman, mike45and Fl race guy Boneman starts drinking.(only took him 1/4th of a Bud Light to get drunk)
    At the end of the night ED and "Boneman" left together in Eds truck.
    Neither have been seen since.

    PS. Mini cups also showed up that night but half of their field was reported missing.

    PSS. that night I was drew to start on the pole but elected to start at the rear, and when I went out on the track for the autograph session I was the first car on the inside row.

    PSSS. bobby's greatest circus in motorsports aint got nothing on NSS

    PSSSS. I'm done now.

    I quit fishing because there was no one handing out money at the docks when i got back. Why did you quit racing?

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    i wish i could have joined you all at pub44 but my trailer lights were messed up and had william follow me home.plus after we worked all day and night at the track and couldnt even finish the race i was ready for bed.hope to make it next week

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ss29 View Post
      i wish i could have joined you all at pub44 but my trailer lights were messed up and had william follow me home.plus after we worked all day and night at the track and couldnt even finish the race i was ready for bed.hope to make it next week
      Would have been nice to see you guys at the establishment as well, but getting home in one piece is a good excuse... nice to see you guys there.... even though you had overheating problems... But at least the car started and was running... ROFLMAO... have a great day all..

      Remember..

      Go Fast --- Turn Left!!!
      Duane Kelley
      386-314-4096
      flraceguy@yahoo.com

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      • #4
        I think I've heard of trailer lights before...they connect to the wires that hang behind the trailer tires, right?
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        • #5
          Originally posted by M_Seay10 View Post
          On 5-23 -9 Boneman makes his annual appearance and finishes fourth. One week later EDM also makes his annual appearance. That same night I return to NSS after taking a week off to go scca racing. ED M finishes fourth.
          Key word is finish, LOL then I broke the car while loading it on the trailer.

          Originally posted by M_Seay10 View Post
          At the end of the night ED and "Boneman" left together in Eds truck.
          Neither have been seen since.
          I saw him yesterday and he is still smiling.





          What you dont know is that waitress that brought my phone out needed a ride too.

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          • #6
            I saw him yesterday and he is still smiling.

            and I heard you were still walking funny

            I quit fishing because there was no one handing out money at the docks when i got back. Why did you quit racing?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by M_Seay10 View Post
              I saw him yesterday and he is still smiling.

              and I heard you were still walking funny
              Those penicillin shots are painful.


              I guess it kind of gives new meaning to boneman....................

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              • #8
                Cast whatever aspersians you like. We all know that the good-lookin' waitress was hot for only one guy there.....ME!
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                www.Boneman85.com
                www.floridacityspeedway.homestead.com

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