All Star Super-Stock 50 this Friday night at Orlando Speedworld !

[Rick B.]

$100 BOUNTY on the Orange Cars - Team Cuddy

Boneman is putting up 50 dollars, Orlando Speedworld will match it to anyone who beats them fair and square.......hmmmmm ? Definition of fair and square is this: You can't spin them, knock them out of the way, you must beat them on the track and one of the two cars must be running at the end. No bounty paid if they have mechanical failures. If you win on the track you must pass tech as well.

OK there are the rules......................Boneman bring your money to me Friday and we will get r done !

Thanks

[Billy Cuddy]

Just got in from the shop, worked over eight hours on the sixty four and started on the fifty two. They ran like crap last week. The fifty two won with the tranny going out. Look out guys the orange cars should be fast this week.

[ss29]

This is going to be a good race. I can't wait...good luck to all super stock drivers friday night

[Todd McCreary]

and of course wagering is not legal on KARNAC (damn).


[ buttplugbob mode ]

and since when has a car from Titusville ever been legal? i swear, between you and Ed and Skipper the tech guys must be wandering around with a couple hundred extra dollars every week just so you can keep your "official" finishing positions.

and you know what they call Titusville, right? Bithlo Beach. Titusville is where all the Bithlo people who are too stupid to stay away from the hurricanes live. smart Titusvillians hope to grow up and escape to BICC ( the Bithlo International Community College ) where maybe they can marry their cousin instead of their mother.

before Titusvillians transfer to BICC, they knock all of their teeth out so they can be like the cool kids.

[ /buttplugbob mode ]


oooooh. i can feel the hate building.

ps - did i get everything? i think i covered all the bases and pissed everybody off......

[Boneman]

Done! Rick, I'll hand it to you as soon as I get there Friday, ok?

T-mac, "Bithlo Beach"? "Illegal cars"? "Kissin' cousins?"

The amazing thing is that T-mac lives in Sebastian, which up until 1978 was kmown as "East Fellsmere, the tomato picking capital of the Treasure Coast".

Try to focus Todd, we are discussing the Super Stock 50 here.

[ancrdave]

I've fixed the leak in my K-Car and painted it orange!!! Todd Mc is going to drive but under the alias Fuddy Duddy Cuddy.......

[Edm]

Ok, I guess I will get in on this one too. I will throw in an Orlando Speedworld hot dog to whoever can beat the orange cars.

and Todd, I think you have been up too late again looking at You Tube again. Get some sleep man.

[Boneman]

Lets see....Dave's K-car has more miles than the space shuttle....it can't have more than 40 Hp. Yep, I bet T-mac still spins it out!

[Hired Gun]

Wow this sounds like it could get ugly.

[Todd McCreary]

Yep, I bet T-mac still spins it out!

mad skillz, that's me.



The amazing thing is that T-mac lives in Sebastian, which up until 1978 was kmown as "East Fellsmere, the tomato picking capital of the Treasure Coast".

that's the best you've got? that's it? dude, that's sad.

you need to go back to San Antonio and have them teach you how to cook with habanero's. what you're serving up right now is weak sauce, barely tomato paste.

no wonder buttplugbob isn't interested in taking your money.



alias Fuddy Duddy Cuddy

see, now that there is funny. best thing i've seen since Mark Rutkowski called me "Re".