KARNAC Sold

[RRUSANews]

The long time Florida racing website has been sold to a nationaly known sports network. More news to follow.........

[Kenny Alderman]

Would this have anything to do with today's date???

[The Ocala Speedway]

What, no way!

[Winger]

Would this have anything to do with today's date???

Today's my 30th anniversary. That is what today's date means to me. I have a feeling the date also has something to do with this headline. One is true and one is a joke.

[georgep]

Thta is GREAT NEWS we need another NATIONEL WEBSITE that tells us all about the NASCAR and how they are helping all the small tracks with their STIMULIS PACKAGE and do not forget that NASCAR got BAILOUT MONEY in the First TARP FUND.

I HOPE THIS IS APRIL FOOLS or we will all be FOOLS marching to the beat of the OUT OF TUNE DW and NASCAR DRUMS.

[The Ocala Speedway]

"Boogity, boogity, boogity boys." I press mute when I hear that.

[JackTripper]

It's true!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Titusville, FL - Today Rex Hollinger announced that REX Engineering, a fully owned subsidiary of Boneman Worldwide LLC, had acquired Karnac.com in a move that shocked many industry pundits.

"Today is a big day for REX Engineering as we move into the sports entertainment arena," said Hollinger. "In these troubled economic times, I think we should all stop for a moment and say to ourselves, 'what would Jesus do' and I think that answer is very clear - sell out to REX Engineering. To that point, while the paperwork isn't quite done yet, in the coming weeks we'll be announcing our brand of Boneman-centric houses of worship endorsed by Jesus himself, but that's for another press conference."

Established in 1997, Karnac.com has gone through many iterations, but has proven itself to be a leader in promoting short track racing in the state of Florida.

"When I found out that the website has some 15,000 visitors a month, mostly Caucasian, rather female and primarily older audience, I got a burning in my loins," continued Hollinger. "It was then that I realized we were out of Tucks, so I sent my wife down to Cosco to buy in bulk...what was the question again?"

It was at this point that Hollinger stood up to adjust his boxer briefs, lost his balance and tumbled off the podium, taking local man Osmosis Jones with him. The press conference was then promptly closed to any more questioning, particularly about Jay Middleton.

For more information on the merger, please click here.

[ancrdave]

Someone Has Waaaaaaaaaaay Too Much Time On Their Hands....

[CeCe]

Thank you!

After the past few weeks this was the kind of humor I needed! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Not adjusting to the single life very well.

CeCe

[Boneman]

Now that I am a media mogul, I'm going get a toupe like Donald Trump has, and get to work. I was going to buy a speedway, but then I realized the big bucks in Florida come from running racing websites.

I hereby decree that my first act as KARNAC owner will be to get rid of the banner ad with the fat chick. You know the one; a big ole' girl has her belly hanging out. Instead of diet pills, we're only gonna run ads for Brazilian waxes and boob jobs!

[Edm]

You can clearly tell by the pic that he has already gotten a big head over it.

[ocalasp76]

Hey Bones

I hereby decree that my first act as KARNAC owner will be to get rid of the banner ad with the fat chick. You know the one; a big ole' girl has her belly hanging out. Instead of diet pills, we're only gonna run ads for Brazilian waxes and boob jobs!

HEY BONES, Is this the picture you are referring to: (carol is gonna' kill me for this)
---JIM---

PS is that a bottle of your special wine??

[Old Sunshine Fan]

I think

That guy oughta let go of that bottle and try and escape while he can!

OSF:

[ancrdave]

Hey OSF... What's up widjer e-mail old buzzard?? Keeps bouncing back at me and that can be verrry dangerous... Did it change or didja just not pay the bill???

[carolwicks]

Higginbothersome!!!!

as soon as i can stop laughing i am gonna wring your damn neck! but i might not stop laughing for a long time... roflllllllllllllll

in all actuality... i hope Jack never does sell this site because only then will alot of people in Florida realize all the hard work that is involved. it isnt just about this silly message board. its about travel and expense and long long hours and about stories and photos and promoting events, and working hard with tracks to help in so many ways.

BUTT!!!!!!! it would be very interesting if BONEY MARONY did have a site similar to this. i think it would be hilarious... as long as we dont talk about racing! rofllllllllllllll

Higginbothersome has a cellulite/blubber passion! you can tell... he has albums full of "fatty" pics. He can finally release his passion and show the world that skinny broads with fake boobs are not comfortable... they dont have the "HIDDEN" places that make a man feel relaxed after a HARD day at work! No where to warm your ears on a cold night ! They sleep with makeup on and a mirror... When the lights come on they can scare a guy right back into his jockey shorts with the black stuff running from their eyes and red lipstick all over the place!
Ugly fat broads look the same when you turn on the lights and no tell tale signs if ya been in the wrong bed and have to go home!! If ya never tried a nice clean fun fat girl... ya aint never lived! hahahaha seriously!
Night Higgy!

P.S. is there anyone who would dare to drink from that bottle? UNLESS the guy that was drinkin from it fell in!

OZZIE