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**Boneman** · 02-06-2009, 04:53 PM

Well how about that! Good job kiddo.

**Edm** · 02-06-2009, 06:03 PM

dont get me started on this one!

**cake** · 02-06-2009, 06:25 PM

you cant really say thatmoney was they key in alli owens starting 2nd
look where charmichael is starting
same with tim george
in the car that has almost won the championship the pst two seasons.
way to go alli

**Todd McCreary** · 02-06-2009, 10:37 PM

38 34 Darrell Basham/Henryville IN Anti Monkey Butt Powder Chevrolet Provisional

i think i have a new hero? but first i need somebody to explain to me what "Monkey Butt" is ... i've led a sheltered life.

you cant really say thatmoney was they key in alli owens starting 2nd

are we allowed to point out that qualifying position at Daytona is meaningless?

look where charmichael is starting

i've seen Carmichael run at OSW. if you're trying to pump Alli up, you're going about it the wrong way.

**JackTripper** · 02-06-2009, 11:26 PM

I think for the most part, most of us are being nice and not saying anything because this really is a dead horse that's been beaten a lot around here.

But "you cant really say thatmoney was they key in alli owens starting 2nd" is about as false it can get. It was Alli's sponsorship money that bought that ride because it's a tremendously expensive ride to buy and they sure didn't go asking around for female drivers that have won races. Trust me, I know how much that car costs to rent.

But as we've all said before, that's the way the game is played in ARCA and she's playing it masterfully by getting that sponsor to pony up the funds. We can all point to her lack of results, but the fact remains that she sold a sponsor to get her there and that's all that really matters these days in so-called big league stock car racing.

So more power to her. I just hope she keeps her nose clean during the race and gets a good finish.

**cake** · 02-07-2009, 08:08 AM

[QUOTE=Todd McCreary;21696]38 34 Darrell Basham/Henryville IN Anti Monkey Butt Powder Chevrolet Provisional

i think i have a new hero? but first i need somebody to explain to me what "Monkey Butt" is ... i've led a sheltered life.

here is what monkey butt powder does... hope it helps

What does Anti Monkey Butt do?

Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don�t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

**RSB** · 02-07-2009, 08:19 AM

Taint rash, anyone?

Corn starch works good too but leaves little dough balls! Is breakfast ready maw?

**Edm** · 02-07-2009, 09:37 AM

[QUOTE=cake;21704]

Originally posted by Todd McCreary View Post

38 34 Darrell Basham/Henryville IN Anti Monkey Butt Powder Chevrolet Provisional

i think i have a new hero? but first i need somebody to explain to me what "Monkey Butt" is ... i've led a sheltered life.

here is what monkey butt powder does... hope it helps

What does Anti Monkey Butt do?

Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. It is Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

Monkey butt, also referred to as baboon ass. Red, irritated and itches like hell. One is also to make some monkey noises while in the process of scratching.

**The Ocala Speedway** · 02-07-2009, 09:38 AM

Todd come over and work on the dirt all day with me and you'll discover "monkey but". They sell that stuff at Tractor supply. It's nothing more than men's baby powder and it works very well. They found a great way to market it to a different niche. After all I can't imagine any women that would be willing to be seen with a bottle of the stuff. Tractor supply also has another goody called "Dicks Crack Cream". It's just lotion. I put it on my bald head.
It was ingenious of them to sponsor a car. Soon trailers in pits everywhere will have a bottle of their own.
Mike

**BJ Cavin** · 02-07-2009, 10:38 AM

(sigh) Mike? You ok there bud? LOL! Way too much info there, dude!

BTW...I used to powder up real good on humid days in the summer and ended up making plaster of paris. I've since learned that the best way for me to keep the nether regions cool and dry is to lose weight, and so far that ain't happening. LOL!

I'm just sayin' since we are all being so danged honest here....ROFL!!!!

Anyone else care to share? Then again, let's not and say we did.

**Edm** · 02-07-2009, 01:58 PM

Ah.....yeah...... good job Allie Onowens......

**OLD STYLE RACER 2** · 02-07-2009, 04:56 PM

Looks like she might have been bump drafted in the corner. If that's the case, you can't really blame her.

**derf** · 02-07-2009, 05:21 PM

Let the carnage ensue! Looks like Smyrna last night(friday).

**dannyuscg** · 02-07-2009, 05:42 PM

As they say "Money and Sponsors can't buy talent".

Same results as last year at Daytona a DNF!

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