Possible karnacian candidates for promoter at OSW

[Edm]

Top 10 candidates for the promoter job at OSW and reasons they should or shouldn't be hired.
1. Mseay10, not enough class
2. Ron McCreary, Couldn't convince Robert Hart to do away with tech all together and make a strip joint out of the tech shed
3. 45Mike, Hes good at overseeing things, if you didn't get that one, then
you probably wont get this one either.
4. Mark Keeler, has a good understanding. OK, thats pretty bad.
5. Ab195 cause Frasson is too expensive.
6. Oval44, oops I mean Aj14..... Who? Nevermind.......
7. Boneman, Couldn't get him out of Ron McCrearys tech shed.
8. Brokebackmike, red flag kept being thrown because someone kept pushing him onto the track during the race.
9. Don Nerone, wouldn't work because you actually have to be liked by a minimum on 1 person.
10. Tony Amico, death threats forced him to resign before he started. I had to put this one in because I ran out of ideas after #2.

Please feel free to add some or change some.

[Boneman]

Edm, he is too busy preparing his car for his annual race.

[Edm]

Its not my fault the winter series was canceled, and besides, with my driving ability.........ahhhh nevermind, I'll leave that one alone.

[Boneman]

OSF - too busy scouting locations for the next toll booth test facility.

Frasson - has publicly stated that he will outlaw ABC bodies, and instead will require cut-down, pre-war coupe bodywork.

Announcer Dave - No matter how hard he tries, Rusty's old pink shoes just won't fit.

Carol Wicks - Taking a job at Speedworld means she would have to vacate her crown of "Miss Charlotte County Motorsports".

Todd McCreary - running the track would interfere with his plans for total world domination.

Jack Tripper - Hopes to win the job by defeating John S. in a cage match during "Wrestlemania".

[dizzy]

i would like to nominate nodos03...she is already running the races from turn 2 anyway...she knows all the drivers and they are all familiar with her signaling system...1 to go!!

[Todd McCreary]

Boneman: "What are we doing tomorrow night, Todd?"

Todd McCreary: "The same thing we do every night, Boneman. Try to take over the world."

[carolwicks]

Rusty!!!!!!!

ya have to come back. do you see how crazy things are getting?
they want to "fill" your pink shoes. now that scares me! what the heck are they gonna fill them with??
Please come back because Rex is drinking too much wine, frassy has started a forklift racing series, Amico is talking about tearing the place down, the Don is raising Mastiffs, and you know i can't leave my shrine!
There are 100 times more alligators and poison snakes in Louisiana than in Orlando!!! you could get eaten or bitten...Lake Ponchatrain is NOT romantic. My late hubby and I went there and we sunk in black slime!!! everyone we saw was carrying a shotgun... (except us).. scary. and try like hell but you will never ever understand those cajuns... i think Dave Pletcher is one. can anyone understand him? but we dont care.. we love him anyways! rofllll ( J/K)
who could they possibly replace you with??? NO ONES bells shine like yours...
Please come back before its too late for ORLANDO SPEEDWORLD... i will talk to Robert about a huge promotion for you... he has a good HART!
love you and miss you Pancho Marcus...
OZZIE WICKS

[Edm]

Besides, you dont want any of that "Deliverance" stuff to happen!!! Do you?

[cake]

i hear if Palmbayer gets the job he will start a lawnmower cooler class...