Bad news: This weekend is the Zika 500.
Good news: Pregnant women get in for free!
Bad news: Congressional investigators have finally revealed details from Don Nerone's involvement in the Clinton Whitehouse. He served for years as Hillary's "special, personal assistant".
Good news: Officials confirm that Don always refused Bill's request to serve as a "special, personal intern."
Bad news: In honor of the Rio Olympics, Showtime Speedway is presenting "Olympic Night" at the track.
Good news: Just like in the real Olympics, the winners will get paid with underground cash and dozens of Brazilian prostitutes.
Good news: Pregnant women get in for free!
Bad news: Congressional investigators have finally revealed details from Don Nerone's involvement in the Clinton Whitehouse. He served for years as Hillary's "special, personal assistant".
Good news: Officials confirm that Don always refused Bill's request to serve as a "special, personal intern."
Bad news: In honor of the Rio Olympics, Showtime Speedway is presenting "Olympic Night" at the track.
Good news: Just like in the real Olympics, the winners will get paid with underground cash and dozens of Brazilian prostitutes.
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