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[ancrdave]

Well Tonto, Ricky Brooks just dq'd Silver for non-approved titanium horseshoes!...
Ugh... kemosabe... Next week we go Bronson Speedway... they not tech anything there...

[OldSchool+]

Lone Harangue-er: Tonto, what are those? They look like rolling horses!?

Tonto: Me not know, Kemosabe. Only here because, uugh, Bobby Diehl promise much appearance wampum if make mark on paper for many squaw and papoose.

[ocalasp76]

Lmbo!!

Dave, you have found another calling. Great parody, keep it going..
-Ge Um-

[OldSchool+]

Lone Ranger: Tonto, is that the black Monte Carlo Boneman promised us?

Tonto: Me not think so, Kemosabe. Tonto think white man speak with fork-ed tongue, make joke of native american. Only Fiat mini stock over there...

[Boneman]

LR "Look, we designated turn one as a 'safe space', no contact and no aggression. It is a place to heal' ".

Tonto "Ugh, now we change bathrooms."

[OldSchool+]

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, is that Hillary or Donald?"

Tonto "Ugh. Both look same in pantsuit. Here, Tonto share firewater. Not long now until Potawatomi tribe get land back."

[shorttrackcar1]

Wow Ozzy since the take over and all the promises. Osw has never been better for the racers !! Crickets chirp chirp.

[OldSchool+]

Ford Ranger: "Who is that confused man walking from the town of Bithlo?"

Tonto: "Kemosabe, that is the one they call 'Shortrack'. Me thinkum he fall from horse, land on head. Now lost and wandering in wrong thread."

[elmer]

Him been drinking to much firewater & complain about Bithlo
Him need to realize Bithlo gonna be a freeway soon!

[UREZ2PASS]

Lone Ranger - That old racetrack over there in Bif-low is making more money with drifting events than it did with racing.

Tonto - that why white man cry so much ?

Tonto - why white man no drift Lone Ranger

Lone Ranger - Tonto, you can't drift a 1976 Monte Carlo.

Tonto - what white man do when there are no more Monte Carlos ?

Lone Ranger - white man will beat dead horse on Internet about why they don't race anymore.

Tonto - White man have real big tears

[OldSchool+]

Lone Ranger: "Tonto, should I shoot the Low Brains Drifter?"

Tonto: "No waste bullet. Tonto use Sacred Arrow of Failed Indian Immigration Policy (thwwwwwwwwwwwwwpppppt...thud)."

Lone Ranger: "Hi-Yo, Siiiilllver!"

[shorttrackcar1]

Hummm maybe circle track racer smarter then drifter ? In buff low drifter pay 65.00 to drift around track by himself . Him only talented to race himself .more stupid to drift no different then playing with self . White man race in wild pack cars like a real man . Not do it for free . So drifter real dummy . Big drift event coming up any pal face fan pay 30.00 to get in to watch one car on track even bigger dummy .

[zerofor]

Tonto why does every time I try to get on showtime website to watch movies I keep getting some rediculous looking steel horses come on the screen? I don't know lone ranger maybe they never heard of movies in Florida.

[Benny The Mule]

Him been drinking to much firewater & complain about Bithlo
Him need to realize Bithlo gonna be a freeway soon!

Nope. The most they would lose is the sign out front. Plus that extension is only concideration of their 10 yr plan. But, it may make people drive past it even faster.

[shorttrackcar1]

Benny you might be right it might help the track . if it would get people there faster less traffic lights I would use it I don't mind paying tolls if it makes it faster traveling . It would be great to have a exit right there by the track .