Rumor Mill Desoto Super Speedway

[x90 John Sarppraicone]

The TBARA Lenny L Puglieo is not buying Desoto Super Speedway,too many people spread rumors ,maybe he will some day ,could everyone stop calling us on this ,please call Lenny.

Thanks Again x90 John Sarppraicone

[AB195]

Heard it was Sunshine, not Desoto.

[Old Sunshine Fan]

Don't Want To Start Something - BUT

I heard Frasson118 was in the process of buying Desota but willing to keep John S on board in one capacity or another. (something about working the pit gate on a part-time basis Sun - Fri).

Hey.. maybe he can drive that free bus?

Always liked that track - nice and clean - lots of room, out away from town etc. Good luck Jerry!

OSF

[Old Sunshine Fan]

Don't Want To Start Something - BUT

I heard Frasson118 was in the process of buying Desota but is willing to keep John S on board in one capacity or another. (something about working the pit gate on a part-time basis Sun - Fri).

Hey.. maybe he can drive that free bus?

Always liked that track - nice and clean - lots of room, out away from town etc. Good luck Jerry!

OSF

[Rick Anges]

I heard it was Mark Martin.........

[Cindy Petty]

I Know I Know

It is Tony Stewart!!!

[Round D' Round Racer]

I Got The Answer

Its that lady from OZ



Round D' Round Racer
So. Ga.

[Frasson118]

If I had the money, there's nothing more in the world I'd like to try than owning a racetrack. Since I know it all already, it should make things pretty easy. All I'd need is some good help:

Ford6 on the flagstand
Brokeback Mike on restroom security
Ron McCreary could handle the handicapping, except he'd have EVERYONE starting in last place
Rex Guy could be the pit director. All competitors must run my track, and ONLY my track for their entire career.
John S. could be the bouncer for rowdy females on the property
Don N. could guarantee that we'd only have "the best 20 cars in the state"
Boneman will head up our new division "FASTHearse"
Dave Westerman will be in charge of our version of Crash-A-Rama, which will include Hot Air Balloon Demo Derbies, Forklift Jousting, and School Bus Drifting
OSF would handle the National Anthem, played on the didgeradoo and wearing a thong. Of course, his "Free Mamagram Exam Clinic" would be open all evening long too.

Man.... the wheels are just spinning with great ideas!

[carolwicks]

roflllllllllllllllll

not me ;-) i am behavin!
OZ

[Old Sunshine Fan]

10-4 Jerry

I am going to start practicing right now. I should have my good thong out of the cleaners by the 1si of next week (had to have a SUPER CLEAN after that Mexican meal the other night).
Also just had two more kitchen windows installed in the homeless shelter. One is lower and one is higher than the original window... now I can handle 3 different heights (and all at one time - YAAAAA HOOOO).. just step up, insert pupppies, immediate results in most cases (some cases need special handling). Same day service (but willing for overnight exams at no additional cost).
Bubba has taught me everything I know about the puppy exams (there, I said it first - hate to burst someones balloon).

OSF:

[Rick Williamson]

Can I help too?

[Boneman]

Rules Updates for the FASThearse series.

We have settled on a sealed version of the Cadillac 425. No tampering is allowed, but engine seal kits will be available for sale at my trailer.

Also, the minimum wheel base has been decreased to 156".

Spec engines will be allowed, however a 300 pound steel coffin must be carried. Driveshafts, ballast and coffins must be painted white for safety.

[ocalasp76]

Me Too Jerry

Hey I be real goot et parkin de haulers at ocala. Cout I be doin' dat fer youse ??
I could even drive one of Boners' cars when he has too much to drink !!
---JIM----

[Osmosis Jones]

Snubbed.....

Thanks a lot, Jerry.....

No job for an old friend....I see how ya are.

Could of at least let me work the beer window.......oh....heh,heh.....I see why that wouldn't work......

My bad.

[flvideo]

I want dibbs on shootin video of OSF in his thong..........