Top 10 Reasons Why Bonehead had a Bad Night
Although he has avoided going into detail, Rob Elting had a rough night last week in Charlotte County’s 100 SLM race. As a public service, here are some of the things I heard from fans who were there at the race.
1 He couldn’t take his eyes off Cece in the flagstand
2 Bllinded by billowing smoke from his engine
3 Helmet on backwards
4 Rob thought everybody else was running a worn-out, junkyard motor too
5 The push truck took the wind off his spoiler
6 He forgot it is 18436572, not 85612473
7 He was running those 7 lap Goodyear tires from Indy
8 Hypontized by watching the blue and yellow flag wave every lap
9 Rob thought he was leading, so he was just backing off to make it interesting
10 It was past his bed time
Although he has avoided going into detail, Rob Elting had a rough night last week in Charlotte County’s 100 SLM race. As a public service, here are some of the things I heard from fans who were there at the race.
1 He couldn’t take his eyes off Cece in the flagstand
2 Bllinded by billowing smoke from his engine
3 Helmet on backwards
4 Rob thought everybody else was running a worn-out, junkyard motor too
5 The push truck took the wind off his spoiler
6 He forgot it is 18436572, not 85612473
7 He was running those 7 lap Goodyear tires from Indy
8 Hypontized by watching the blue and yellow flag wave every lap
9 Rob thought he was leading, so he was just backing off to make it interesting
10 It was past his bed time

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