Let's get ready for the WINGED SPRINTS June 20th!"The Devils of the Asphalt!!!!!

[Bobby Diehl]

Let's get ready for the WINGED SPRINTS June 20th!"The Devils of the Asphalt!!!!!
Here's the line up thus far:
David Retzlaff
Ernie Teed Jr
Johnny Gilbertson
Travis Bliemeister
Rick Hall
Sport Allen
Mathew Hall
Mickey Kempgens
Rex Hollinger
Scotty Adema
Jeff Firestine
So far!!!!! If you have a WINGED DEVIL call me at 813-817-7223 to get your name added. I will be call new ones every day........

[Groundpounder]

You are too funny...devils of the asphalt.
How about the angels of the track? Less sinister....God may smile on this more.

Devils don't have wings, they have pitchforks!

[Bobby Diehl]

Goundpounder most of the Devils I se have....

Goundpounder most of the Devils I seen have been in the Holly Bible books are the fallen angles that raise HELL and are faster than GREASED LIGHTING!!!!! Just the menacing pounding of the engines as the ROAR past the stands sucking every breath from your lungs. And you thinks they are nice little Angles. NO WAY they are the DEMANDS of Wind. When bottom in the turns it's felt in the top row of the Grand Stands. Small children run and cry for their mommy's. And you think they need to be in white. I like selling the BAD BOYS of the Black Top. Truly a Show that could be sold as the GREATEST Show on EARTH!!!! And why I use BRIGHT BIG LETTERS? Who knows. Thanks for having fun. I love a good banter.
or

[Groundpounder]

BTW, spell corrections,
Holy Bible
fallen angels
angels

devils are negative...

Curious, why don't you refer to them as sprint cars, cars that folks know, and know what they are...they aren't new to the area.
winged devils...???

you are too funny

[Don Nerone]

GROUND POUNDING WHEEL STANDING ACHOOL BURNING WINGED MONSTERS. (20 mega ton glow in the dark)
THESE ARE THE GUYS THAT YOUR MOTHER WORNDE YOU ABOUT
KIDS GET BACK AWAY FROM THE FIENCE.
ITS BIG RIGHT REAR NIGHT SO DONT MISS THIS .
POUND FOR POUND THE MOST POWERFULL RACE CAR YOU WILL EVER SEE
THIS SAT NIGHT AT THE SOUTHS FASTEST SHORT TRACK
WITH THE OUTLAW WINGED SPRINTS

[Groundpounder]

THIS SAT NIGHT AT THE SOUTHS FASTEST SHORT TRACK
WITH THE OUTLAW WINGED SPRINTS

Is it the South's fastest short track??? Why? Many would disagree...

Outlaws? That was a term stolen from Ted Johnson, who made it famous 30 plus years ago...the history of the term "outlaw" and racing has got to do with sanctioning bodies and restrictions, not some guy trying to capitalize on it.

Go ahead you guys put lipstick on it...BTW, "don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain!"
Watch out for Big Letters!

None of this has anything to do with the decline in ST racing across the country and specifically this area. Call it what you want...Devil Cars winged ding things....whatever.

The cars though, are sprint cars. That should say enough.

[OldSchool+]

How bout

Wallet Depleting Dragons

Wild and Wooly Winged Warriors

Alky Guzzling Gargoyles

Finally (thankfully...), Boneman's Blazing Banshees!

(but hey, I get it, Promoters gotsta promote!)

[Bobby Diehl]

Your right....

Is it the South's fastest short track??? Why? Many would disagree...

Outlaws? That was a term stolen from Ted Johnson, who made it famous 30 plus years ago...the history of the term "outlaw" and racing has got to do with sanctioning bodies and restrictions, not some guy trying to capitalize on it.

Go ahead you guys put lipstick on it...BTW, "don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain!"
Watch out for Big Letters!

None of this has anything to do with the decline in ST racing across the country and specifically this area. Call it what you want...Devil Cars winged ding things....whatever.

The cars though, are sprint cars. That should say enough.

No use trying. Let just get some cane polls and go depth sea fishing.

[OldSchool+]

C'mon, Bobby, don't let them get yer FONT down!

How did things go at Desoto last night?

[Bobby Diehl]

Now that's what I talking about!!!!

Wallet Depleting Dragons

Wild and Wooly Winged Warriors

Alky Guzzling Gargoyles

Finally (thankfully...), Boneman's Blazing Banshees!

(but hey, I get it, Promoters gotsta promote!)

The "Blazing Banshees" is GREAT!!!! Now keep the old brain clicking.....
Give me some more NICK NAMES for Gladiators of the Coliseum. The Bonsai Bow Ties....... Put the noodle in gear and think!!!!

[OldSchool+]

Bobster,

Just gotta do this for your own "honor", papa-san.

Banzai is the berserk guy with the sword, "bonsai" is a miniature japanese...tree.