Sinful Sots

[Lurkin]

Some of you have souls as appalling as a dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

oh and not only that, but you nauseate me


You know as well as I, we both do.
Signed,
The Grinch

PS - May you and yours be truly happy in whatever you may undertake my fellow Sots.

[Lurkin]

A blonde and a brunette are walking downtown when the brunette sees
her boyfriend in a flower shop.

"Just great," the brunette complained to the blonde, "my boyfriend is
in the flower shop buying me some flowers."

The blonde responds, "Why is that a problem?"

The brunette replies, "Because now he'll expect me to spend all
weekend with my legs spread, and my feet up in the air."

"Why?" asked the blonde, "Don't you have a vase?"