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Inspired by tccaz, “I think you guys would complain if you were declared the winner before the start of the race.”
Top 10 dd38 Complaints
10 The new shower curtains at Speedworld are see-through.
9 He still has nightmares about the night that Don Nerone was “twerking” at the FASCAR banquet.
8 Can’t remember what the “E” means in “E-modified”.
7 “Boogity Boogity Boogity”? Dave always thought this was French for “green flag”.
6 Hoosier Comanches were outlawed in 1983, but Dave STILL has 3 sets in his shop.
5 Dave grew a “Duck Dynasty” beard, but it covered up the “YOLO” tattoo on his neck.
4 Always buys a Pick 6 lottery ticket with only a "38", but never wins.
3 The voices in his head are getting more angry.
2 When he gets really mad and steam blasts out of his ears…..it makes his glasses fog up.
1 8modified is moving in on his territory as “Complainer in Chief”.
Disclaimer: These are jokes. Dave is a good racer, and brings excellent cars to the track.
Top 10 dd38 Complaints
10 The new shower curtains at Speedworld are see-through.
9 He still has nightmares about the night that Don Nerone was “twerking” at the FASCAR banquet.
8 Can’t remember what the “E” means in “E-modified”.
7 “Boogity Boogity Boogity”? Dave always thought this was French for “green flag”.
6 Hoosier Comanches were outlawed in 1983, but Dave STILL has 3 sets in his shop.
5 Dave grew a “Duck Dynasty” beard, but it covered up the “YOLO” tattoo on his neck.
4 Always buys a Pick 6 lottery ticket with only a "38", but never wins.
3 The voices in his head are getting more angry.
2 When he gets really mad and steam blasts out of his ears…..it makes his glasses fog up.
1 8modified is moving in on his territory as “Complainer in Chief”.
Disclaimer: These are jokes. Dave is a good racer, and brings excellent cars to the track.
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