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Top 10 Things Overheard at the Punta Gorda Speedway Lease Signing
Does this deal include all the buried tires?
We will open the front gates as soon as it is low tide in the parking lot.
Too bad there are no grandstands, but that just means that every show will be in front of a standing room only crowd!
"Full Throttle South"? Hmmm...I hadn't thought of that name.
Hey! It says here that Pam Seay will be the trophy queen until the end of time!
As long as the fans ride public transportation to the track, we won't have to worry about a parking lot.
Ok, it is settled. Any conflict between a driver and the inspector goes straight to the airport board.
To comply with the ADA, we'll have to keep a set of starters flags available in braile.
Gee, I am not sure what to do either. Lets consult a racing message board!
See those tiny letters at the bottom? It says we have to pay $800 every month to Bobby Diehl and Leroy Davidson.
It may look impossible, but give me a FUPS race and I'll pack this place!
Disclaimer: These are only stupid jokes. I liked the track, and hope it will operate successfully for the benefit of our sport.
Does this deal include all the buried tires?
We will open the front gates as soon as it is low tide in the parking lot.
Too bad there are no grandstands, but that just means that every show will be in front of a standing room only crowd!
"Full Throttle South"? Hmmm...I hadn't thought of that name.
Hey! It says here that Pam Seay will be the trophy queen until the end of time!
As long as the fans ride public transportation to the track, we won't have to worry about a parking lot.
Ok, it is settled. Any conflict between a driver and the inspector goes straight to the airport board.
To comply with the ADA, we'll have to keep a set of starters flags available in braile.
Gee, I am not sure what to do either. Lets consult a racing message board!
See those tiny letters at the bottom? It says we have to pay $800 every month to Bobby Diehl and Leroy Davidson.
It may look impossible, but give me a FUPS race and I'll pack this place!
Disclaimer: These are only stupid jokes. I liked the track, and hope it will operate successfully for the benefit of our sport.
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