Full throttle track announcer

[UREZ2PASS]

Who will be the track announcer at Full Throttle ? My curious mind wants to know.

[owm61]

Don't no for sure, but if I was a gambling man I put a 100.00 on racing jason from PGS JMO

[UREZ2PASS]

Don't no for sure, but if I was a gambling man I put a 100.00 on racing jason from PGS JMO

But he can't offer sticky's on KARNAC.

[UREZ2PASS]

Boneman - how about a top ten reasons King Rick should remain the track announcer at Full Throttle. I dare you.

[Boneman]

Hey, no fair. I never sit in the stands there, so I don't know anything about Rick's announcing. Besides, I always teach my kids not to be baited into dares like a sucker.

How about top 10 reasons that "FUPS" is a pathetic acronym that needs to be changed? No problem with all the series, just the name.

[UREZ2PASS]

Hey, no fair. I never sit in the stands there, so I don't know anything about Rick's announcing. Besides, I always teach my kids not to be baited into dares like a sucker.

How about top 10 reasons that "FUPS" is a pathetic acronym that needs to be changed? No problem with all the series, just the name.

Chicken

[Boneman]

I've wandered blindly into a few buzz saws, I'm just trying to do it less often.

It would be sort of helpful if I ever even heard him announce. We did a radio show once, but that was 3 or 4 years ago (and I probably wasn't paying enough attention).

[UREZ2PASS]

Alright scaredy cat. I'll go first and test the waters.

Hey y'all, watch this -

Rick should be the announcer at Full Throttle because - He has an endless supply of windex to keep the the windows clean in the press box.

[Boneman]

You are such a whiner. Here is how to do it.

Top 10 Reasons that Rick Should be the Announcer at Full Throttle Speedway

10 He is the only one who knows where to plug in the microphone.
9 Fans love his outbreaks of Turrets Syndrome.
8 He is only 3 nights away from getting the "Public Speaking" merit badge.
7 That cute little lisp that causes him to say "Jethie Duttilly"
6 He is able to translate the action for all the Hebrew speaking fans.
5 The way he leads the fans in line dances from victory circle: YMCA, the Macarena, Gangnam, he does 'em all.
4 Rick has been known to "rap" the line-up for the V8 Bombers.
3 His immitation of Smokey Robinson makes the ladies M-E-L-T!
2 During red flags, he invites fans up to the booth and gives them love and relationship advice.
1 Rick has worked years for this big break, and he is not about to give it up now!

[UREZ2PASS]

Haha ! That's what I'm talking about !

[Rick Anges]

That's some funny stuff right there...
EZ and Bone I've got my eys on you two..

[UREZ2PASS]

Dang it Boneman, last time I follow your lead.

[Tweety16]

Amazing!!!

Isn't it amazing the way UREZ2PASS and Boneman can pretend to argue with each other. I heard from a VERY GOOD source that they are the same person. Must have a split personality don't ya' think?

[Rick Anges]

Seriously???

You mean like Rex's favorite wrestler Dustin Rhodes/Gold Dust???

[UREZ2PASS]

Isn't it amazing the way UREZ2PASS and Boneman can pretend to argue with each other. I heard from a VERY GOOD source that they are the same person. Must have a split personality don't ya' think?

Your VERY GOOD source is an idiot. Seriously, an idiot.