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In yet another move destined to stun the racing community, a spokeperson for the Danica Patrick Racing Team has officially announced a tenative agreement to join forces with the Florida Sprint Car Association. Although Ms. Patrick could not be reached for comment, she recently had a lengthy conversation with a close friend and personal advisor at Razpewton Creations, who reported The Indy Superstar was seeking to enhance her career by mixing it up with the super-quick MiniSprints. The smaller, yet "quicker" cars require faster reflexes and steadier nerves.
"It's no secret the Mini Sprints lead the pack with regards to responsive reflex requirements," Danica is quoted as saying. "I feel the bulkier Indy cars, while possessing a greater top-end speed, do not fully engage the level of professionalism I am not only capable of, but destined to develop. The Mini Sprints are my true calling."
Shown below with who has been rumored to be her new trainer, Danica Patrick stated earlier today that she has no plans to alter the general style or colors of her racing suit, but admits there will be minor changes pertaining to sponsorship. "I owe eveything to my contact at Razpewton Creations," she contends. "I have a special spot reserved for his patch."
While many skeptics believe the current state of affairs are nothing more than a delusional fabrication, resulting from an adverse reaction to heart-burn medication, others maintain a perspective of, "So what? Let the old man have his fantasies."
In yet another move destined to stun the racing community, a spokeperson for the Danica Patrick Racing Team has officially announced a tenative agreement to join forces with the Florida Sprint Car Association. Although Ms. Patrick could not be reached for comment, she recently had a lengthy conversation with a close friend and personal advisor at Razpewton Creations, who reported The Indy Superstar was seeking to enhance her career by mixing it up with the super-quick MiniSprints. The smaller, yet "quicker" cars require faster reflexes and steadier nerves.
"It's no secret the Mini Sprints lead the pack with regards to responsive reflex requirements," Danica is quoted as saying. "I feel the bulkier Indy cars, while possessing a greater top-end speed, do not fully engage the level of professionalism I am not only capable of, but destined to develop. The Mini Sprints are my true calling."
Shown below with who has been rumored to be her new trainer, Danica Patrick stated earlier today that she has no plans to alter the general style or colors of her racing suit, but admits there will be minor changes pertaining to sponsorship. "I owe eveything to my contact at Razpewton Creations," she contends. "I have a special spot reserved for his patch."
While many skeptics believe the current state of affairs are nothing more than a delusional fabrication, resulting from an adverse reaction to heart-burn medication, others maintain a perspective of, "So what? Let the old man have his fantasies."
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