Danica Danica Danica

[UREZ2PASS]

Sure is quiet out there in Danica hater land. Congratulations to Danica Patrick and the entire Go Daddy team for the accomplishment of winning the Daytona 500 Pole Position.

Now Daytona has a girl on a pole that ain't a stripper ! LOL !

[Matt Albee]

She was fast at Daytona last year, and was one of the fastest cars back in January testing, so her being on the pole isn't a big shock. And Stewart Haas team putting all three of their cars into the top 5, they did their homework.

[bubba]

She did a fabulous job yesterday, I am confident that she will do well this year...Until they start the actual racing.

[egspeedway]

I will wait til the race is over to pass final judgement. In the meantime me, we should all be thankful for what this has meant for a healthy increase in a sport that has suffered greatly the last four or five years. This has to help ticket sales and television ratings. What really has to happen along with this is the Gen. 6 car will have to provide competitive racing or we will simply provide an immediate turn off to our new found fans. I hope and pray NASCAR has got it right. As for the race, may the best driver win.

[BVS40FL]

Peep !

Did ya hear that?

[UREZ2PASS]

Did ya hear that?

That's funny !

[Don Nerone]

Crash on the first lap

din62

[ocalasp76]

That's my girl!!!.. Good luck Danica
-GEM-

[Bigbuck]

[QUOTE=Don Nerone;121237]Crash on the first lap

din62[/QUOTOh come on Don, i'm betting she makes lap 50 then crashes in the rear.

[Osmosis Jones]

The only thing....

....that could get me interested in ANYTHING that NASCAR has to offer would be if she were a stripper.

Anyone can drive around a 2 1/2 mile parking lot with their foot on the floor.
If my Grandmother weren't dead, I'm pretty sure she could do it.

Face it, diehard NASCRAP fans....the powers that be have taken one of the most exciting, edge of your seat sports and turned it into the most boring "events" in the world. World Cup soccer and women's basketball look like rodeos and MMA compared to a race on any track larger than a mile.

In fact, 1 mile is the size they should have retained as their "Superspeedway" track. Trouble was they couldn't cram enough people into one of these and they were losing out on potential sheep they could fleece. So on came the BIIIGGGGG tracks. And then mooorre big tracks. So many they started taking away races from the tracks that were their backbone. Tracks that MADE them what they were 20 years ago.
Then they shit all over their loyal fans even more by not only raping them with "required minimum ticket purchases" but they had the audacity to do away with the parity and competition for a mandated cookie cutter race cars whose only discernible difference was the headlight stickers up on the nosepiece.



But I digress. (Takes a long sip of my Yuengling...)



What I meant to say was, uh....Danica sucks.

[UREZ2PASS]

Any man that does not like Danica, must not like women. Dang queers.

[Osmosis Jones]

And....

...any man who didn't see that I said I WOULD tuck a buck if she were actually a stripper in Daytona......

....must be one of them homersexual eelitterits

[UREZ2PASS]

...any man who didn't see that I said I WOULD tuck a buck if she were actually a stripper in Daytona......

....must be one of them homersexual eelitterits

Look at the times of the post. I was writing mine as you posted. Guess my queer trap works better than expected. Shouldn't you be out saving a cat from a tree ?

[Osmosis Jones]

Queer trap?

Wow.....what do you do with the queers once you trap them?

Tea party and play hide the banana?


Hey....you said it, man.....not me. bwahahahahaaaa......




"Look at the times of the post"

yeahhhhh......yours was after mine....??......wait...are you saying it took you a minute longer to write your 13 word post as it did for me to type my long diatribe, correct all my typing mistakes AND come up with something funny for the end?

Maybe you should be in the tree with the cats.....

[UREZ2PASS]

Wow.....what do you do with the queers once you trap them?

Tea party and play hide the banana?


Hey....you said it, man.....not me. bwahahahahaaaa......




"Look at the times of the post"

yeahhhhh......yours was after mine....??......wait...are you saying it took you a minute longer to write your 13 word post as it did for me to type my long diatribe, correct all my typing mistakes AND come up with something funny for the end?

Maybe you should be in the tree with the cats.....

Haha ! Always count on you for a laugh.