double pay-out at Little 500 Night

[Boneman]

Yep, you read correctly. This year the prize money doubles over our 2011 payout. Its not dependent on the number of party guests who show up to race either. Its going to be the same damn amount no matter what.

Of course, since there is no real organization to the whole event, we never know who to pay. Oh well, that never seems to bother some tracks, so it won't bother us either.

Nonsense aside, if we double a "$0" pay-out, it is still $0. This is not a night to race for money, its a night to hang out with your racing friends, and hopefully make some new ones, while going at it on Florida's one-of-a-kind Lil' 500 track.

Remember, there is no admission charge and the ride tickets are discounted to $2.50 for this group.

http://www.little500night.homestead.com
and on Facebook

[MOE #15]

Crash Boom Bang Look Out

When will the crashing begin and do you need to call ahead for a pit slab and pit me on the vip list. THANKS

[rknhvc09]

Yep, you read correctly. This year the prize money doubles over our 2011 payout. Its not dependent on the number of party guests who show up to race either. Its going to be the same damn amount no matter what.

Of course, since there is no real organization to the whole event, we never know who to pay. Oh well, that never seems to bother some tracks, so it won't bother us either.

Nonsense aside, if we double a "$0" pay-out, it is still $0. This is not a night to race for money, its a night to hang out with your racing friends, and hopefully make some new ones, while going at it on Florida's one-of-a-kind Lil' 500 track.

Remember, there is no admission charge and the ride tickets are discounted to $2.50 for this group.

http://www.little500night.homestead.com
and on Facebook

me and my girls will be there, sounds like a great time!

[Boneman]

When will the crashing begin

Moe, as far as I am concerned there will be no crashing. That is because I am the cleanest driver there. You won't even know I'm behind you until I flash by!

Considering your background in Crash A Rama, we are arranging for a golf cart to be stood on its end. Then you can drive your kart off a ramp and knock it down, ok?

rkn, be sure to say hi. I don't think we have ever met, right?

[Jimmy McKinley]

What's the payout from 10th on back? Do I get tow money from Ohio? Do I have to buy fuel and tires? Can I run 8" slicks or 10" treads? Hoosiers or Firestones? Do I have to buy a slab? Can I bring sponsors? Can I run a outlaw wedge car? Can I run a wing or sideboards? How much left-side weight? Before or after feature? With or without driver? Before or after Hooter's?


LOLOLOL

[VeaseyRacing]

Hopefully I can come this year. Seems like everytime I plan to go, something doesn't allow me to go.

Is there a mandatory fuel and tire purchase? (ah, Jimmy beat me to it)

[williston19]

Lap Sponsor 19

Maguires Auto Repair will proudly sponsor Lap 19,119,219,319,419 to who ever is running 19th on those laps!
Rick
No fuel purchase required!!!!

[Boneman]

J-Mac, out of state drivers are required to have at least 70% left side. Not bad, huh?

Of course remember that we are turning right at Little 500, and we have no tech, no inspection and scales, so everyone is on the "honor system".

[rknhvc09]

When will the crashing begin

Moe, as far as I am concerned there will be no crashing. That is because I am the cleanest driver there. You won't even know I'm behind you until I flash by!

Considering your background in Crash A Rama, we are arranging for a golf cart to be stood on its end. Then you can drive your kart off a ramp and knock it down, ok?

rkn, be sure to say hi. I don't think we have ever met, right?

no i dont believe so... i sure will, looks like i may be bringing a nice size group with us from eastbay.. either way.. we'll be there..

[Southern Outlaw]

Wait…hold the phone…stop the press..Wayne Davis is going to be bringing a ringer in from Hahira Ga. Yes that is the scoop on this BIG HUGE race…The mystery man from Hahira will be gunning for all those $00000…in fact he is so confident that he will win that he will double the ALREADY DOUBLED payout….Lou bring ole MOE bandy on…Flyin Ryan, he’s from Ga. and he will send ya FLY’N..if there ain’t a whole by god he better make one if he’s gonna be driving for me!!!!!!!! Oh and BONE MAN…thats right you’ll be shaking to the bone when his SHADOW passes ya…and about this Voisey girl…yeah that little sensation at the Bullring this year…we might have to keep and eye on her!!!!! NOT….THIS GUY IS GO GOOD…YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU JUST HOW GOOD HE IS????…Just show up and you’ll see…In fact just go ahead and write the check out $00,000.00 Mr. Mystery Man….oh and all you racers hang on to your woman…he has been known to close up a joint early when he walks out cause ALL the women follow him right out….WOOOO!

[racnphotos68]

Lil 500 winner

Now I am really sorry I am going to miss this as I just heard today that Danica Patrick is leaving her husband and will turn that duty over to the winner of the Lil 500 this Friday. Wow, Boneman has some pull!!

[Edm]

and you had to explain this.

"Nonsense aside, if we double a "$0" pay-out, it is still $0."