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Top 10 Changes if Boneman Ran FASCAR
1 Every class would be “bone stock”.
2 “Two for One” Margaritas for the ladies all night long.
3 Combine spectator racing with a roll-over contest
4 Add another sound system for a Spanish speaking announcer.
5 “Democrat Night”, give half your paycheck for a few token hand-outs like some FEMA cheese.
6 Modified coupes return (Offys run a chip and 200 Lbs., flatheads run straight up)
7 “Drifting Races”, change the most boring class into the most interesting one by making everyone run DOT rear tires with 50 psi. in them.
8 The last place car in a pre-selected race gets incinerated on the starting line by “The Green Mamba”.
9 Cater to rich, whiney teen-age kart racers.
10 The concession stand manager makes all the important calls.
1 Every class would be “bone stock”.
2 “Two for One” Margaritas for the ladies all night long.
3 Combine spectator racing with a roll-over contest
4 Add another sound system for a Spanish speaking announcer.
5 “Democrat Night”, give half your paycheck for a few token hand-outs like some FEMA cheese.
6 Modified coupes return (Offys run a chip and 200 Lbs., flatheads run straight up)
7 “Drifting Races”, change the most boring class into the most interesting one by making everyone run DOT rear tires with 50 psi. in them.
8 The last place car in a pre-selected race gets incinerated on the starting line by “The Green Mamba”.
9 Cater to rich, whiney teen-age kart racers.
10 The concession stand manager makes all the important calls.
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