A tabloid mess

[Boneman]

Have you been watching the story unfold about the sex tape of Hulk Hogan and Bubba's ex wife? Its pretty lurid stuff: they didn't know they were being taped, they don't know who released it, Hulk was married at the time, on and on the story goes...

The funny thing is that Bubba is not the only Florida track owner that appears in the tabloid news! A quick search of gossip sites like Gawker, TMZ etc. exposed a wide range of headlines that I would have never associated with our Florida racing family.

Instead of telling you "who did what", we'll make a game out of it. The first column shows the headlines, and its up to you to figure out which owner in the next column is associated with each headline. Answers coming up later in the week.

Ready?

dating a Kardashian

walked out of rehab

punched a paparazzi

dumped by Katy Perry

fund-raising for obama

crashed a Lamborghini

fired from judge job on "Idol"

caught shoplifting with Lindsay Lohan

On tour with the Stones

Madonna tattooed his name on her butt

Robert Yoho
"Critter"
Rex Guy
Robert Hart
Kevin Williams
John Sarppriacone
Al Varnadore
Ken Kenney
Phil Guadagno
Bill Cleary

[sport603]

Rex Guy punched the papparzi, and Yoho crashed the Lamborghini, while on tour with the stones.

[ancrdave]

I thought Al Varnadore was best known for pitching a no-hitter against the New York Yankees when he was with the Washington Senators in 1961....

[Frasson118]

Rusty Marcus..... ALL of the above.

[carolwicks]

rofllllllllllll

so Madonna has a "Rusty" butt! that splains it!
Too funny...

[Rusty the 50/50 Guy]

I did NOT get fired from "Idol" I quit!!!! And just who has been doing my background check

[racnphotos68]

Here is what I think TMZ had:

Rex Guy was found to be secretly dating a Kardashian when John Sarppriacone walked out of rehab and found them hiding while Kevin Williams punched a paparazzi to distract everyone. Just then, Ken Kenney was dumped by Katy Perry for cheering Robert Hart on as he was doing fund-raising for obama.

Al Varnadore crashed a Lamborghini when he heard about that followed by the fact that Bill Cleary was fired from judge job on "Idol".

Not to be outdone because he will do anything to get attention for his track, Robert Yoho was caught shoplifting with Lindsay Lohan while on tour with the Stones and their new front man, Phil Guadagno.

Last but not least and to no one's surprise it was announced that Madonna tattooed "Critter" on her butt.

[Boneman]

Mike, you are really close, but I know first hand that Madonna has "Rex" tattooed on her posterior. The problem is, I always thought she meant me...

[Frasson118]

If it WAS referring to you, it would have been spelled "wrecks".....!

[ocalasp76]

If it WAS referring to you, it would have been spelled "wrecks".....!

Actually that would fit me better.. 3 weeks straight, 3 tracks, 3 wrecks.. nothing serious tho..
-Ge Um-

[ancrdave]

Jim... You could race under the name "Rex Carr"...

[Southern Outlaw]

Jim... You could race under the name "Rex Carr"...

I heard Jim races under Richard Longfellow...AKA "Dick".....LOL