Top 10 Things Overheard at the Opening of Showtime Speedway
10 Great news! FASCAR is buying this track!
9 I can’t wait for the class where the kids drive the busses.
8 Mr. Sarppraicone doesn’t look too happy…
7 Frasson said it was too hot to bar B que, so he set up a salad bar and a chocolate fountain.
6 Why didn’t they take out the toll testing equipment?
5 dd38 sent a list of more excuses why he still won’t race his modified.
4 The heat is getting to Tony Careno; he is hanging up mistletoe and tinsel.
3 I can’t believe Jim Fenton came out of retirement! He can still get around here!
2 What? No Bandoleros?
1 Don’t call it “Sunshine”, Mr. Yoho will snap.
All kidding aside, I thank Robert Yoho and all who have re-opened this great track, and I wish them many successful and enjoyable years!
10 Great news! FASCAR is buying this track!
9 I can’t wait for the class where the kids drive the busses.
8 Mr. Sarppraicone doesn’t look too happy…
7 Frasson said it was too hot to bar B que, so he set up a salad bar and a chocolate fountain.
6 Why didn’t they take out the toll testing equipment?
5 dd38 sent a list of more excuses why he still won’t race his modified.
4 The heat is getting to Tony Careno; he is hanging up mistletoe and tinsel.
3 I can’t believe Jim Fenton came out of retirement! He can still get around here!
2 What? No Bandoleros?
1 Don’t call it “Sunshine”, Mr. Yoho will snap.
All kidding aside, I thank Robert Yoho and all who have re-opened this great track, and I wish them many successful and enjoyable years!

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