Top 10 “Can’t Miss” Ways to Reorganize Speedworld
Put the IRS in charge of rules and payouts
Hire an all-blonde staff of bimbos
Run it using a committee of KARNAC experts (yes, I volunteer)
Try using a Ouija board
Hire Al Gore, he can’t be that busy
Consult the Mayan calendar for clues
Observe Bubba Raceway Park and always do the opposite
Hire a proven CEO, the late Steve Jobs for example
Have infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters write the rulebook
Put Don Nerone back in charge (haha, sorry I couldn’t help myself)
Put the IRS in charge of rules and payouts
Hire an all-blonde staff of bimbos
Run it using a committee of KARNAC experts (yes, I volunteer)
Try using a Ouija board
Hire Al Gore, he can’t be that busy
Consult the Mayan calendar for clues
Observe Bubba Raceway Park and always do the opposite
Hire a proven CEO, the late Steve Jobs for example
Have infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters write the rulebook
Put Don Nerone back in charge (haha, sorry I couldn’t help myself)