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  • Top 10 sample topics to generate board interest

    As a public service, I submit the following list of posting topics that should generate a little more board action. Feel free to use any of them, you can thank me later.

    Frasson 118 - The old modifieds were not only simpler and less demanding to drive than a modern crate car, they were also slower and uglier.

    Todd McCreary - Your dad can only win from the pole.

    Dave Westerman - Modern, cookie cutter cars are much better looking than the old, hand built cars.

    Billy Badd - I wouldn't go across the street to watch a dirt sprint car race, but I'd crawl on hands and knees to watch some Bandeleros!

    Ocala Speedway - You guys blew it! Pave that dirt and divide the number of cars in each class by 10!

    Don Heckman - Modern sprints are way too dangerous. They need fenders for safety and for a place to display their marketing partners.

    Winger - Citrus sux!

    Carol Wicks - Not only is Tony Stewart too fat to bend down to polish Kurt Bush's driving shoes, but he also too busy pestering Kyle Bush for set-up and driving advice.

    Auburndale Speedway - You'll never make it unless you get back to 3 or 4 on-tracks fights each week. That is what the fans really want to see.

    to all fans - Racing is better now than 20 years ago. We have weeded out the poor and struggling racers. I love watching rich teenagers in 10 car races!

    I suspect there are a few more.
    Last edited by Boneman; 04-10-2008, 09:35 PM.
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  • #2
    Ill take mccreary for $400 please.

    and jeez, whats with the beeping ad on this board. I hate having to turn the sound off just to get on here.

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    • #3
      To the Promoters, I still have some money left, any way you can increase the back gate fees.

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      • #4
        Boney Marony !

        Choose your weapons sucker!
        OZ

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        • #5
          ovalracer...

          just hit the refresh button and the chirping will stop. it has to do with one of the ads that flashes.
          OZ

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          • #6
            Wow Boneman, That list should get the stink flying!

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            • #7
              I'm still trying to figure out why Todd always pokes fun at me over a HANS device?
              http://johntenney.com
              http://PAY-suranceHR.com
              http://BandOfOne.org

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              • #8
                1. No this is not a Tokyo Drift car (Question at a gas station, car was on an open trailer)
                2. What do you mean I only get $25.00 for the night I ran 15th!
                3. I want a motor rule that lets me spend $10,000.00 and have it claimed for $500.00 and his junk yard special.
                4. Crate engines are all the same and it is just the driver that makes the difference, how much was the special cam anyway!
                5. What do you mean I can not use 8 wheels to make a turn?

                And the best one:
                But your honor it was not my fault!! He backed into my knife 9 times!!!

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                • #9
                  I'm still trying to figure out why Todd always pokes fun at me over a HANS device?

                  because it's a proven fact that HANS devices restrain drivers in the car making it impossible for them to get out and gets them burned to death. you know, kind of like how seat belts are drowning hazards if you drive your car in the ditch.

                  alternatively: Boneman is always whining about how little activity there is on the board so i'm trying to get you fired up.



                  Todd McCreary - Your dad can only win from the pole.

                  that's cuz he's starting all the races one lap down. it's the new FASCAR "competitiveness" rule to make things "fair" for all the other "racers".





                  to all fans - Racing is better now than 20 years ago. We have weeded out the poor and struggling racers.

                  ooooh, i see what you did there.

                  careful, i'd hate to see you get barred before you made your patented two race "late season charge" at the points title.


                  my own contribution:
                  why bother promoting an enduro or publishing rules or payouts or entries? everybody who's interested will show up at a drivers meeting to find out whats going on.
                  Racers Supporting Racers - for all your Vero Beach area automotive repair needs:

                  AC Automotive - mechanical issues
                  1112 Old Dixie Highway, Bldg C-6
                  ph: 772-569-6121 ask for Ray Cook

                  Suncoast Auto Body - paint, collision repair, frame straightening and Auto sales
                  1050 Old Dixie Highway
                  ph: 772-562-3001 ask for Leon Turnage

                  IN
                  famous for my INtemperance on the INternet.

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                  • #10
                    Hey Todd:

                    http://johntenney.com
                    http://PAY-suranceHR.com
                    http://BandOfOne.org

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                    • #11
                      I know a way to get ALL the drivers and crew back on these boards....




















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                      Forgive me, Sis.
                      Last edited by Razpewton; 04-12-2008, 07:56 AM.

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                      • #12
                        I could use a little less cowbell please.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Boneman View Post
                          I could use a little less cowbell please.
                          I could give her a Boneman tattoo?!

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                          • #14
                            There is where the trailer ads can go!

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                            • #15
                              HUNS? HANTZ? HANDS? HONZ?

                              i dunno, whaddaya want?

                              speaking of hands i think the above is a leetle bit more than a double hand full. lots going to waste there.
                              Racers Supporting Racers - for all your Vero Beach area automotive repair needs:

                              AC Automotive - mechanical issues
                              1112 Old Dixie Highway, Bldg C-6
                              ph: 772-569-6121 ask for Ray Cook

                              Suncoast Auto Body - paint, collision repair, frame straightening and Auto sales
                              1050 Old Dixie Highway
                              ph: 772-562-3001 ask for Leon Turnage

                              IN
                              famous for my INtemperance on the INternet.

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