The public has spoken, so we have a new Little 500 Night Trophy queen! Although the website balloting was close, it was the final 30,000 hastily printed "absentee ballots" from Chicago that tipped the contest.
Introducing our winner: Miss Gonorrhiqua Jones!
And here is the announcement: I actually know who the lovely Gonorrhiqua is, and thanks to Orbitz and a discount airline, she (?) will be at the track tomorrow to greet the winners! Yep, so bring your camera, (also some penicillin can't hurt) and be sure to say "hi" to our trophy babe. Miss Jones is (as the kids would say) down with the whole event!
She will be picked up at OIA, then escorted to the track, by our other special guest, Mr. Todd McCreary! Hmm.... we gotta find them a red carpet...
Introducing our winner: Miss Gonorrhiqua Jones!
And here is the announcement: I actually know who the lovely Gonorrhiqua is, and thanks to Orbitz and a discount airline, she (?) will be at the track tomorrow to greet the winners! Yep, so bring your camera, (also some penicillin can't hurt) and be sure to say "hi" to our trophy babe. Miss Jones is (as the kids would say) down with the whole event!
She will be picked up at OIA, then escorted to the track, by our other special guest, Mr. Todd McCreary! Hmm.... we gotta find them a red carpet...

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