Top 10 Reasons Not to Try to Win the Legend Million
10 You might miss the Casey Anthoney execution.
9 The location was changed to Orlando Speedworld on August 1, but it has already been rained out.
8 The tech inspectors have raised their "commission" rate.
7 The ESPN broadcast team: Bob Dylan, Ozzie Osbourne and Representative Gaby Giffords.
6 Also on the program with the Legend Million: a 300 lap Bandolero race.
5 Ricky Brooks vows to DQ all cars that don't fit the ABC body template.
4 The Grand Marshall has just been announced: Anthony Weiner.
3 Top teams have lawyered up and have already protested the top 10 finishers. Appeals are pending.
2 obama will be there raising re-election money.
The #1 reason to not try to not bother trying:
1 Hendrick, Childress and Roush have already been testing for months.
10 You might miss the Casey Anthoney execution.
9 The location was changed to Orlando Speedworld on August 1, but it has already been rained out.
8 The tech inspectors have raised their "commission" rate.
7 The ESPN broadcast team: Bob Dylan, Ozzie Osbourne and Representative Gaby Giffords.
6 Also on the program with the Legend Million: a 300 lap Bandolero race.
5 Ricky Brooks vows to DQ all cars that don't fit the ABC body template.
4 The Grand Marshall has just been announced: Anthony Weiner.
3 Top teams have lawyered up and have already protested the top 10 finishers. Appeals are pending.
2 obama will be there raising re-election money.
The #1 reason to not try to not bother trying:
1 Hendrick, Childress and Roush have already been testing for months.
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