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  • Tech Support: Outsource it, or domesticate it?

    Dear Tech Support,

    

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

    

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9, and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .

    

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.. 

What can I do?

    

Signed, 

    Desperate.
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DEAR DESPERATE ,

    

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta .

    

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

    

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7... 


    Good Luck!
    
Tech Support

  • #2
    Now that's priceless advice!
    You can educate the ignorant......but you cant fix stupid

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    • #3
      Good one jimmy.. Email that one over to me in Word format and I will forward to all prospectives...

      ROFLMAO
      Duane Kelley
      386-314-4096
      flraceguy@yahoo.com

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      • #4
        Someone has a lot of spare time

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        • #5
          Sure hope I spelled that right!

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