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Top 10 Things Overheard at the FASCAR Banquet
10 “Did you tip the attendant? Don is keeping the restroom nice and tidy.”
9 “In order to receive a trophy, all drivers must carry a SADE sticker.”
8 “You want fries with that?”
7 “Play Freebiiiird!”
6 “Keep your arms straight out, place your feet heal to toe, and try to walk this straight line.”
5 “Yo! Another Shirley Temple for Duane Kelley!”
4 “No sir, the chef insists that these hot dogs are not left over from the Turkey Rod Run.”
3 “I hear second place in mini stocks at Orlando pays $1500!”
2 “Looks like Mark Keeler borrowed Rusty’s pink shoes for the evening.”
1 “Security!”
10 “Did you tip the attendant? Don is keeping the restroom nice and tidy.”
9 “In order to receive a trophy, all drivers must carry a SADE sticker.”
8 “You want fries with that?”
7 “Play Freebiiiird!”
6 “Keep your arms straight out, place your feet heal to toe, and try to walk this straight line.”
5 “Yo! Another Shirley Temple for Duane Kelley!”
4 “No sir, the chef insists that these hot dogs are not left over from the Turkey Rod Run.”
3 “I hear second place in mini stocks at Orlando pays $1500!”
2 “Looks like Mark Keeler borrowed Rusty’s pink shoes for the evening.”
1 “Security!”
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