Little 500 night announcement and link

[Boneman]

http://www.little500night.homestead.com

Ok kids, here we go. Mark your calenders for Saturday, March 1. You can get a map to the track by clicking on the link.

Too bad I could not find a perfect night. I understand that 3-1 has a conflict with Auburndale and De Soto Speedways. So much for that famous speedway cooperation! They scheduled events on the same night as this!

Anyway, it will be a bunch of laughs. At least we'll all have the time to collect a paycheck or two after speedweeks ends.

[ovalracer44]

I take it that it is the place with 3 tracks stacked up against each other? One is like heart shaped?

[Joe]

I'm taking this race as my big chance to get noticed. I'm still only 24 and am a media darling, a true marketing dream. A win here should land me a ride in a Super Late Model. After all, if you can win at Little 500, you can win anywhere.

[racer98]

how do we race wiht yall we just buy tickets

[Boneman]

Hey Joe,
Last year we had a couple talent scouts there from Roush's Gong show, but Moe wrecked them and ran 'em off.

racer98, yeah we just buy tickets and go at it. It is not very organized.

[Boneman]

Hey oval44,
Yes, there are three tracks there. We run on the tiny egg-shaped one. The lap times are around 12 seconds, so the scale works with what we are used to.

The largest track is for children. An adult or older kid drives and takes the little kid around the track at 5 mph. I figure that is about right for you. My son can drive you around if you like.

There is a second track that is slightly faster. It is for kids anywhere from 8-13 or so. That is probably the right speed for Larrytg and Demo Ray.

[M_Seay10]

Boneman maybe you should race on the kids track
its more your speed and you might have shot at winning

[larrytg]

Hey Boneman

This pic is to help you recognize my back in a kart. Get used to it. The only way you'll have your "Back To The Pack" will be when you spin or are about to go another lap down.
I was 3 years old in this pic and just wrapped up my 327th championship.

[M_Seay10]

heres what happened last year

[ovalracer44]

This is bonemans ride for this year. Hopefully it isnt too much horsepower for him.

[gcue]

I will try to make it out. Boneman - looking forward to meeting you at the reunion and then whooping ya at the go kart track.

[Boneman]

Hey Larry, what is the deal with that #9 kart? I know you are pretty damn old, but it looks like the 9 is steam powered! Was that a pre-war shot?

The rest of you punks can talk all the smack you want, but I will remind you that I WAS the biggest winner last year, and here is the proof!

Having three of those winning tickets in one place is like getting your name on the Hulman trophy.

[M_Seay10]

bones new ride

I saw boneman testing out his new ride and it didnt look good

[larrytg]

wrecks

so you won 3 times in 17219 tries?

[Todd McCreary]

racer98, yeah we just buy tickets and go at it. It is not very organized.

i can see you're FASCAR trained through and through.