You got me....
The truth is I scheduled a conjugal visit from Danica on that night.
I'll post pictures so ya'll can enjoy em' while yer standin' around in the freezin' cold waiting to be spanked (and no, not the kind of spanking you're thinking about) by that little kid that wrecked me the last time I was there.
Duane, I've sent my buddy Binner some hit money and explicit instructions for which turn to send you flying over. So you'd better watch out. Cuz he turns into Wayne Anderson when he slips behind the wheel of a cart. lol
Don't worry 'bout me, though. I'll show up unexpectedly one of these nights at OSW or NSS, Rex. Ever had a day old mullet thrown behind the seat of your racecar?..........
OJ
The truth is I scheduled a conjugal visit from Danica on that night.
I'll post pictures so ya'll can enjoy em' while yer standin' around in the freezin' cold waiting to be spanked (and no, not the kind of spanking you're thinking about) by that little kid that wrecked me the last time I was there.
Duane, I've sent my buddy Binner some hit money and explicit instructions for which turn to send you flying over. So you'd better watch out. Cuz he turns into Wayne Anderson when he slips behind the wheel of a cart. lol
Don't worry 'bout me, though. I'll show up unexpectedly one of these nights at OSW or NSS, Rex. Ever had a day old mullet thrown behind the seat of your racecar?..........
OJ

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