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Top 10 Changes in the Snowball Derby
10 All persons entering the pits will receive a TSA style, enhanced pat-down by Don Nerone.
9 Instead of 4 race days, it is now 1 race day and 3 days of testing.
8 All racers must refer to Ricky Brooks as “Your Excellency”.
7 The wet T-shirt contest will no longer be rescheduled in case of freezing temperatures.
6 FASCAR licensed entries must tow a Crash A Rama boat or camper trailer.
5 “Just because” is now an acceptable basis for disqualification.
4 All drivers who blow more than 0.25 on the Breathalizer will be impounded.
3 Drivers who fail to qualify will be eligible for millions of federal bail-out dollars.
2 Adios Super Late Models, Helloooo Legends!
1 Tire soaking and underage drinking are only permitted inside closed haulers.
10 All persons entering the pits will receive a TSA style, enhanced pat-down by Don Nerone.
9 Instead of 4 race days, it is now 1 race day and 3 days of testing.
8 All racers must refer to Ricky Brooks as “Your Excellency”.
7 The wet T-shirt contest will no longer be rescheduled in case of freezing temperatures.
6 FASCAR licensed entries must tow a Crash A Rama boat or camper trailer.
5 “Just because” is now an acceptable basis for disqualification.
4 All drivers who blow more than 0.25 on the Breathalizer will be impounded.
3 Drivers who fail to qualify will be eligible for millions of federal bail-out dollars.
2 Adios Super Late Models, Helloooo Legends!
1 Tire soaking and underage drinking are only permitted inside closed haulers.
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