Straight from my secret source (thanks announcer Dave!), here is a leak of the proceedings that took place behind closed doors at the owners meeting.
Top 10 Agenda Items at the Owners Meeting
1 Send Bobby Diehl for 3 large pizzas, a bucket of wings and a case of Bud.
2 Resolve that all tracks will pay twice as much as SCCA.
3 Organize the “Weekend of Champions” where every track runs SLM and trucks on the same night.
4 Replace all speedway beer stands with Starbucks.
5 Move all Speedweeks/Winter Nationals type events to August.
6 Decide if the life-size Don Nerone statue should be made of bronze or marble.
7 All tracks will be “going green” in 2011 by eliminating bathroom towels and toilet paper.
8 Resolve that turns 1, 2, 3 and 4 will hereafter be referred to as turns A, B, C and D.
9 Agree to consult internet message forums for promotion and operational advice. (resolution failed)
10 Adios whining modified racers, and hello Bandoleros!
Top 10 Agenda Items at the Owners Meeting
1 Send Bobby Diehl for 3 large pizzas, a bucket of wings and a case of Bud.
2 Resolve that all tracks will pay twice as much as SCCA.
3 Organize the “Weekend of Champions” where every track runs SLM and trucks on the same night.
4 Replace all speedway beer stands with Starbucks.
5 Move all Speedweeks/Winter Nationals type events to August.
6 Decide if the life-size Don Nerone statue should be made of bronze or marble.
7 All tracks will be “going green” in 2011 by eliminating bathroom towels and toilet paper.
8 Resolve that turns 1, 2, 3 and 4 will hereafter be referred to as turns A, B, C and D.
9 Agree to consult internet message forums for promotion and operational advice. (resolution failed)
10 Adios whining modified racers, and hello Bandoleros!


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