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Top 10 Changes at Speedworld for Faith Night
10 Kosher concession stands!
9 Jehovah Witness dunking booth
8 Buy one admission for your main wife , and your other wives get in free! (Mormans and Muslims only)
7 There will be guards at the beer stand to make sure that no Baptists are drinking.
6 “Buddah-belly” contest, open to drivers and fans
5 Muslim call to prayers at sunset performed by Todd McCreary
4 In deference to our Hindu fans, hamburgers will not be served, and cows will be allowed to roam the property unmolested.
3 Jewish drivers will observe the Sabbath and must park their cars at sunset.
2 “Drink like a Priest” night, 2 for 1 hard liquor at the Front Stretch bar.
1 Bingo cards at intermission…..again
10 Kosher concession stands!
9 Jehovah Witness dunking booth
8 Buy one admission for your main wife , and your other wives get in free! (Mormans and Muslims only)
7 There will be guards at the beer stand to make sure that no Baptists are drinking.
6 “Buddah-belly” contest, open to drivers and fans
5 Muslim call to prayers at sunset performed by Todd McCreary
4 In deference to our Hindu fans, hamburgers will not be served, and cows will be allowed to roam the property unmolested.
3 Jewish drivers will observe the Sabbath and must park their cars at sunset.
2 “Drink like a Priest” night, 2 for 1 hard liquor at the Front Stretch bar.
1 Bingo cards at intermission…..again
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