Top 10 Things Less Likely Than EZ Taking over Speedworld

[Boneman]

So I am reading on this board that UREZ2PASS is going to lease Speedworld and turn it around. Call me a “little skeptical” about this. It’s a slow message board day, so here goes:

Top 10 Things More Likely than UREZ2PASS Taking Over Speedworld

10 Gordon Solie returns to the mike at Golden Gate Speedway.
9 The cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition features Nancy Pelosi in a thong.
8 Frasson118 quits drinking beer because his yoga instructor told him to.
7 ronabneysr receives a Doctorate in Literary Arts from Oxford.
6 IRL races are filled with American born short-trackers.
5 Todd McCreary gets taken off KARNAC administration review, and can once again post freely.
4 KARNAC buys Google.
3 The mosque near Ground Zero is replaced with a 1/5 mile, indoor midget track.
2 Go karts are voted the most popular touring series in Florida. (What? They have?!)
1 President Michael Seay

[sunshinestateracing1]

Hey boneman you going to be at speedworld tonight if weather permits ?? Hopeing to make it out tonight

[carolwicks]

hmmmmm

the mosque needs to be placed in outer Mongolia!
OZ

[Edm]

That is absolutely horrible..................












The thought of that douche bag mentioned in #9.

[Boneman]

Sunshine, yes I am taking a car. Come by and say hi!

[carolwicks]

sorry but....

sorry ed but i think its a kick in the nads for them to build the mosque in that location. this is a free country for A~M~E~R~I~C~A~N~S to worship. a free country for CITIZENS... how many of those Islamic people do you think are Americans? doesnt matter anyways. it isnt right for the families of 3,000 people to have to look at something that represents the loss of their loved ones. i think every person in NYC should squat their rumps on the ground zero and protest... do not allow it. it is my opinion only and bears as much weight as Pelosis thong...
OZ

[Edm]

sorry ed but i think its a kick in the nads for them to build the mosque in that location. this is a free country for A~M~E~R~I~C~A~N~S to worship. a free country for CITIZENS... how many of those Islamic people do you think are Americans? doesnt matter anyways. it isnt right for the families of 3,000 people to have to look at something that represents the loss of their loved ones. i think every person in NYC should squat their rumps on the ground zero and protest... do not allow it. it is my opinion only and bears as much weight as Pelosis thong...
OZ

????????????????????????????wtf

I don't see anything wrong with a mosque being replaced with a 1/5 midget track.

[carolwicks]

rofllllllllll

sorry, i misunderstood you... i dont either...
i dont have a problem with respecting other peoples religion as long as it isnt a violent hateful religion ....i dont think ANYTHING that does not honor those lost in 9/11 should be built there.. it should always be a reminder that we need to love and protect our country and never forget the people who were sacrificed that sad day.. we can NEVER forget those brave fire fighters and others who died or will suffer ailments for the rest of their lives.... and above all NEVER forget who did this!!!! never let down our guard ... they hate us and they are not done!
oz

[Jane]

Must say Rex, you are good at thinking things up for sure but not likely that KARNAC would buy Google. That would be a total nightmare for sure. But I like the President Michael Seay, that one would be interesting. Miss seeing Michael and his family, they were great supporters of the track.

[UREZ2PASS]

I've been BONED ! No Tuna, I DON'T want that t-shirt !

Good one Boneman - but you had to stoop to a Pelosi comment ?

Here's one you can add -

Boneman wins again ! (sorry, that was a low blow)

[UREZ2PASS]

and one more -

Boneman steers boat behind Tunaman's pick-up truck at the next crash-a-rama.

[MOE #15]

Orlando speedworld it will be done.......................

That can and will be done at NOVEMBER 26 2010 CRASH A RAMA series show. more to follow.

[derf]

not raining on a friday night in august

[Bigbuck]

yes!!!!!

and one more -

Boneman steers boat behind Tunaman's pick-up truck at the next crash-a-rama.

Great idea! I'd LOVE to pull a boat with Boney in it behind my truck!! Ez, you sure, it might make a good shirt!!!

[Bigbuck]

That is absolutely horrible..................












The thought of that douche bag mentioned in #9.

I Agree!!!